Author's Note: This is my sixteenth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.
BTW, if you want to work with me on a rap battle, tell me. I'm already working on a project with SSBBFan. Go check out his ERBOH series. They're quite good.
And of course, I give all credit to Peter Alexis Shukoff (Aka. Nice Peter) and Lloyd Leonard Alqhist (Aka. Epic Lloyd) for creating the Epic Rap Battles Of History series.
Beat: 'Reptile' - Skrillex
Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Squidward Tentacles….
Vs.
Montgomery Burns!
Begin!
(Burns)
Mr. Tentacles, I'm an artist, you're a rich man's dinner/
I've been around for years, can you not see I'm the winner?
You always seem to be grummy and always depressed/
You're hopeless at rap battling, you're a beginner at best.
You're terrible at your clarinet, I'm sick of hearing it./
It's funny. Your nose looks like it belongs in a banana split!
You should go throw yourself off an ice shelf/
Not to mention, your famous only because you killed yourself.
(Squidward)
Oh please! Rap's modern and you're 104 years old/
You don't know what rapping is. I don't need to be told.
You need to back to Springfield. I'm here to stay/
Spend less time with Smithers and we won't think that you're gay.
That 'suicide' of mine was done by an impersonator/
As for me, I'll always be back. Terminator!
And I promise you, I'll keep away from you and save you some strife/
If you'd do me a favour and STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!
(Burns)
Well! Yelling seems to be one thing you're good at./
You rap like you're king, when really you're just a rat.
Who can forget? You're terrible at your job/
I'm like classic art, you're just a unwanted paint blob!.
I'm mysterious with rapping, call me Danny Phantom/
If you hate Mr. Krabs so much, why not work with Plankton?
Time for me to tell you Squidward something absolutely true/
Squilliam Fancyson does much better at life than you.
(Squidward)
You won't know true art even it hit you in the face! /
Keep the power plant, just stay in your place.
One blast of my clarinet and you'll be going down!/
You may be powerful but you rap like Krusty the Clown.
With your wrinkly skin, you look like you're stuck in autumn/
Do me another favour and get out of Bikini Bottom!
You better do as I say, for extra cost/
When I tell you and your work force to get lost!
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!