A/N: Okay ahahahahahaha! If you make it through this one, I will love you forever.

EVERYTING IN THIS STORY IS BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS!!! The people animals and characters (other than Harry and Ginny) are REAL. bye. Oh, and obviously I don't own Harry Potter at all.

So it was after the war an all, and Harry thought he should prooobably take Ginny on a date, since he loved her or somethin' ya know?

So Harry thought about where to take her for a good, oh I don't know, 10 minutes and thought of the perfect date. "EURIKA" he exclaimed.

He went to tell Ginny that they were going on a date but she wasn't really up for it.

"You don't own me!" she said "you wouldn't even let me fight in the war and show off my magic skills, asshole!!!!!"

"Ok, Ok, jeeze…." Harry replyed annoyed. "Just please come with me"

"K" said Ginny.

And they aparated (or however you spell that) away.

They landed at a muggle high school called Housatonic Valley Regional High School, or HVRHS, or Housy 4 short. (The name Housatonic Valley Regional High School was much too long, muggles suck.)

Anyways, they went around back to look at this lil petting zoo thing.

They had lots of animals. For instance: a miniature horse named Izzy, a gross pig that like didn't have a name I guess, really dirty sheep, and some kewt chickens with skin disease. Ginny was thrilled.

"Harry…" she said "it means so much to me that you brought me here"

Suddenly out of the fricken blue, dog bounty hunter came out of the barn leading a giant cow into a stall under a nice tent.

Harry and Ginny skipped over to give it a nice pat, but first stopped to read the bright green sign posted in the pole keeping the cow from running away.

It read: My name is Kerin, I am 7 years old. I am a very friendly Holstein cow. My birthday is March 30. I'm pregnant with my 5th calf! Ask if you can milk me. :)

The sign was SO cute they took a picture of it

They could hear frolicking in the distance, someone was coming near them.

"Weeelllll?" came voice behind them. They turned around and found a boy standing behind them with a big smile on his face "Ask her! Ask if you can milk her!" he screamed in their faces.

"Who are you?" asked Ginny, a little scared for her life.

"It's Jesse! Lez's pen name is inspired by me!"

"oh" they said together.

"Go on" said Jesse again, urging her to ask Kerin. "if you don't do it now, she wont have anymore fresh milk left for you! There're gunna make milk shakes ya know."

Ginny turned to the cow "can I milk you?" she said with an upbeat smile.

"Yes" said Kerin

Ginny sat down and started to milk the cow.

"HAHA" Jesse exclaimed "you touched Kerin's teits! Eeeeeeeew"

They tried the fresh milk and suddenly felt like everything was right in the world, and all four of them started mac'in it.

Then they decided they had enough of Kerin and went to check out the "small animal lab"

"Now THIS looks interesting" said Harry

They set all the hamsters, guinea pigs, rabbits, and chinchillas free.

"I used to have a rat once…." Harry said, on the verge of tears. "I found him in my cupboard under the stairs…. It died two days later.."

Ginny threw her hand over her mouth. "mmsosrry" she said "why didn't you ever tell me?"

"I don't like to mention things like that" Harry said quietly "Kind of like I don't like to talk about your moms supple breasts in front of you.."

"I understand" she said, eyes on the floor. "Well I think we should probably go"

"Good idea" he replied.

...and they left

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