Warning: Author is Pietro fan. Get out immediately if you are not crushing on/in love with him!
Aw, you just like him because he looks like me.
What the hell are you doing here Spike? OUT! OUT!
Okay, fine. Say, didn't you have the hots for that froggy guy a while back?
OUT! BLINKIN' HELL OUT, YOU DAMN HOTTIE OF A LONG DEAD WALKING CORPSE!
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"It's not fair!" Nyx screamed at her door. "It's just not damned fair! Just because I suddenly sprout claws, you hadda kick me out!" She high-kicked the door and ran, sobbing, to her Lamborghini. At least her parents had the decency to ask the butler to clear her stuff out and put it in her car for her. They'd even promised to put $1000 in her bank account per week. But damn it all, they could at least be proud she was special!
Nyx Amarantos got into the car and drove to the first place that might allow her to stay.
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"TOADWHENAREYOUGONNATRYANDKEEPYOURDAMNSLIMEOFFTHEFRICKINFLOOR!"screamed Pietro Maximoff. The superbly handsome young mutant (Yay!) held up his left foot, the sole of which was splattered with Todd Tolansky's wholly repulsive (I'd rather not put it any other way) saliva.
"Yo, I thought you wanted dem roaches outta yer room, man!" protested Todd indignantly. "You wan' I should find more insects an' set 'em loose in yer room?"
"The both of ya shut up or I'm shovin' a timebomb down each a yer pants!" declared Tabitha, completely fed up and throwing her caution (and patience) to the wind to Hell.
The aforementioned pair squeaked not unlike a girl's scream and covered their (ahem) private parts. Then they heard something. As if someone was knocking the tune to "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" (teehee) on their own door.
They ignored it until Nyx' patience gave way and she sunk her claws in. Curved so that the door would be pulled out, Nyx wrenched it from its hinges.
The Brotherhood and their female resident stared at the faux-vampire who stood before them. While she was driving, Nyx' countenance had changed. Her eyes were purely black. Her eyeteeth had elongated into fangs. Her claws had lengthened until they barely brushed the ground. For her small height of five foot five, Nyx looked extremely and intimidatingly dangerous.
"AAAAHH! VAMPIRE!" screamed Todd when his brain finally registered. He hopped away into his room and cowered under the covers.
They screamed and dove behind the couch or into the kitchen.
"For God's sake!" yelled an extremely exasperated Nyx. "Don't ya recognize a mutant when ya see one?"
"Hey baby!" grinned Pietro, having recovered his composure. He zipped to her side, slicked back his hair and put his arm around her. "A bit shocked cuz of your looks, but I'm sure we can ignore that." Nyx arched her eyebrow incredulously and arrogantly, raising her still clawed hand.
"Continue this and I'll castrate you," Nyx warned silkily. "Wha?" She looked at her hands. The metallic claws were receding. She ran her tongue under her teeth. "Oh, good. That's done."
Pietro grinned. "Great. Then I can still do this," he whispered sexily, wrapping his arms around her. Nyx hit him in his nether regions (with her KNEE! Her KNEE!) and slipped back to her car while he was doubled over in pain. She came back with several Goth items, all to cause pain.
And screams of tortured terror sounded through out the night.