Hi guys, Ciara here, I've decided to make my first ever humour/parody warrior cat thing. I hope it's okay :3

If you read the summary, which you probably did before you clicked on this thing, you'll know what's going on and that its about to get 100000 percent crazier from here on out.

But if you didn't, basically, Ivypool & Mapleshade have started a talk show. And that means lots of iPaws, Lana Del Rey & Tutus. Brace yourselves.

"Lights, Camera... Action!" Poppyfrost, the director, whispered. She tried to look confident on the outside but inside she was thinking Oh no, Oh no, Oh no! Because tonight was the first time they were broadcasting the 'Ivypool and Mapleshade Show" and it was live TV. If she said she wasn't scared she would of been the most liarest liar of the century. But she didn't have time to call it off, because Mapleshade was already walking on stage.

"Thank you, Thank you!" She called out to her adoring fans in the audience, only the Dark Forest cats pretty much, throwing them air kisses and holding one paw to her heart like she couldn't believe all the attention she was getting.

Poppyfrost smacked her forehead with her paw.

"We love you Mapley!" Hawkfrost was calling out, tears in his eyes as he watched his idol plunk herself down in her dark red, cushion covered chair.

When all the applause had died down she spoke up. "Thank you, Thank you, for coming to the first 'Mapleshade Show!' "

Poppyfrosts eyes widened and she let out a big "hem-hem!" just to let Mapleshade know she was not the only host of this show. There was Ivypool as well. Speaking of which, where was Ivypool anyway?

Her question was answered a second later when sparkly pink glitter started to rain from the ceiling and a certain she-cat ran from the wings, a pink tutu stuck around her middle.

"Hello!" Ivypool squealed excitedly as her fans, which was everyone except the Dark Forest cats, cheered for her.

Poppyfrost heard; "Ivypool you're so pretty!" "Ivypool you're my star!" And even; "Ivypool marry me!"

She snorted but didn't get out of her directors chair, instead she took a sip from her coffee.

Ivypool blew kisses to the crowd and waved, earning even more screams. Eventually she hopped in her pink squishy chair which had paw-rests and pink cushions and a pink foot rester.

"Hello everyone." She mewed. "I am Ivypool, your host and this is my assistant," she guestered to Mapleshade. "This will be the very first episode of the Ivypool and Mapleshade Show!' "

Mapleshade scowled at her and coughed up some sparkly pink glitter. "I'm not the assistant."

Ivypool grumbled under her breath then reluctantly announced to the audience. "I'm sorry folks, it turns out Mapleshade has to be one of the hosts as well. But don't worry! I'll try to keep it interesting for you!"

The cats in the audience nodded solemnly while Mapleshades eyes narrowed. Poppyfrost put her coffee mug down and mewed. "Oh My StarClan. I give up." Then she promptly left backstage, her face in her paw - Never to Return...

"So," Ivypool went on. "What we'll do is basically talk about..." She searched for the word. "...stuff."

In the audience, Dovewing nodded earnestly - honestly impressed by her sisters outstanding vocabulary.

"Nearly every single cat ever to have been in the Clans or has had anything to do with the Clans will be chosen to come up here and spend the episode with us while we ask them personal questions that we will announce to the whole of the Warrior Cats world." Mapleshade added onto Ivypool's "descriptive" summary beforehand.

"And every episode, we end and begin with the same thing." Ivypool announced.

Mapleshade looked at her, puzzled. "And what's that?"

"Pink sparkly glitter raining down from the ceiling!" Ivypool squealed, jumping out of her chair and bouncing around as the glitter came down by the thousands.

Ivypool suddenly heard a coughing sound behind her and saw Mapleshade trying to cough up a few hundred pieces of glitter which had just gotten stuck in her throat.

She gasped and hurried over to her, hitting Mapleshade on the back in an attempt to rid her of those pink sparkly glitter bits she was so fond of.

Silverstream, the CameraCat, quickly ran onto stage, blocking Ivypool and Mapleshade from view. "So that was the first episode of The Ivypool and Mapleshade Show!" She mewed to the audience. "I hope you enjoyed!" And she quickly drew the curtains closed.

Hey there, so did you enjoy it? I don't really know if it was good or not. I may or may not continue this story. Tell me what you think.

Love you guys,

Ciaraxoxoxoxo