Final Fantasy 7 word games
Alphabet game
By: Jacob Troutman
Disclaimer: I do not own the wonderful Final fantasy games, instead the great people at square soft do
This is a fic I wrote about a year ago and found (I find old crap a lot)
(everyone is having to make conversation playing the alphabet game¼ !)
Cloud: Anyways where are we
Tifa: Beats me
Yuffie: Crap! I lost my headband!
Barret: Damn the rain!
Vincent: Everytime it rains, I get wet
Cid: F@#$ you, ya pansy!
Yuffie: Gawd! I can't find it
Tifa: How'd you lose it?
Yuffie: I can't remember!
Barret: Jackass! Why'd ya bring us here
Cid: Kiss my ass!
Red XIII: lighting a fire!
Yuffie: Money!!
Tifa: No! don't light a fire with you're tail!
Cait Sith: Operating¼ no I'm not¼ MOVE DAMN THING!!!
Yuffie: Perfect! Here it is!
Cait Sith: Quit Malfunctioning!¼ dammit.
Cloud: Room people!! Give me some space
Tifa: So you don't love me?
Cloud: Tifa, Don't do this.
Yuffie: Under pressure! How does it feel to be asked the questions?
Cait Sith: Vamos! Work! Stupid kids quit messing with my controller! *punches furiously
then sparks out*
Cid: Whoa! That like could have killed someone!
Yuffie: Xenith T.V.! Let's see if Hawaii 5-O's on!
Red XIII: You found a T.V. out here?
Yuffie:*flips through channels* Zebras, Moo-moo farts, women on their periods, Gawd!
Cloud: All that she wants is something with violence
Tifa: Blooming 18's
Cid: Captain Nemo takes the seas while I take the sky's
Tifa: Don't turn around! Ah.
Cloud: Edge of heaven is where I'm at now.
Cid: Fun, when you see breast for the first time isn't it
Tifa: Go away you perverts!
Barret: Hell, what are you doing?
Tifa: I have to arrange my bra!
Cloud: Joy!!
Tifa: Kill yourself!
Yuffie: Lousy threat.
Red XIII: More violence to come, cool
Vincent: No you can't eat whoever dies
Red XIII: Oh, I'll eat you first.
Yuffie: Put the gun down Vincent!!!
Vincent: Quiet or you'll be next.
Barret: Redrum, redrum!
Vincent: Shoot! *shoots everyone even himself*
Sephiroth: THE END