I never will ever ever ever ever ever ever ever (X146509468) own Gakuen Alice anywhere other than my dreams. So there you go; that's my disclaimer.

This is my first fanfic so please go easy on me.

Read and review please. Flames are accepted, I want all forms of opinions!

Now than, enjoy the story...hopefully.

Also I changed my title. Not all of you may get it but if you do then we are one and the same!

Supernatural without a Dean Winchester

By,

Faux Reves

Dear Diary,

I thought my first day of school would be pretty much the same as every other hell hole I've been to. I mean really- Alice Academy, what a lame name is that! Cool, I just rhymed! Maybe I should take up poetry. Hmm gotta think more on that.

Anyways, I pretty much assumed it would be like every other snooty rich kid school I've been sent to. And I was right. But at the same time I was wrong.

Why, you may ask, my oh so cherished, lovely and absolutely confidential Diary? The answer to your unspoken question is -I have finally, after my fifteen and a half- no wait not that long! I couldn't have possibly been doing this since I was a baby. I think I started when I was four so it's been about eleven years. That's right.

Now; for the past eleven and a half years I have been searching relentlessly for the utterly, oh so hard to find, Supernatural! And finally, I have found it! In one of the most boring, upright, the apocalypse is going to come round a million years too early just because you didn't tuck in your shirt-school! How totally ironic is that!

Now, as you already know Diary- I am soo frickin' excited! But I will tell you everything! Not just my feelings, you deserve to know ALL! So I'll give a quick summary of my morning first.

I wake up. I shit. I bathe. I brush my teeth. I change into my new uniform. FYI it's like every other private school uniform ever spun into existence. I really have to start registering myself into these schools as a boy. Miniskirts are sooo tiresome! Anyways- back on the train tracks!

I eat breakfast. Then I leave my two bedroom apartment which is currently occupied by only one person because the other one is too busy on his business trip which is actually a golfing trip in New Zealand, to ever show his pockmarked "I gotta get plastic surgery!" face!

Not that I'm complaining! He's paying all the bills and living by yourself is FUNALICIOUS!

Funalicious…I have so always wanted to use that word. And FYI- I made it up. God! I am such a genius. Now than back on the train tracks again…you know that's a really weird saying. Why would anyone ever want to get onto some train tracks? You'll only end up being run over by a 30 tonne heap of metal.

CRAP! I did it again! Bad Mikan bad! I have got to stop my thoughts from straying. I will not let my short attention span get the best of me! I will not allow Jihiro make me see a shrink. That stupid brother of mine will NEVER get his way. I must only speak-write of school!

school school school school school school school school school school school school school school school

There! That ought to do it! Now I won't think of anything else! Okay! Let's start over Diary. I've already explained my morning so no need to recap that again. Instead I will tell you about my classmates!

There mostly just a bunch of the usual idiotic teenagers. But there were a few who really stood out.

Surmire Shoulda- Obsessed with all things girly. But that's actually pretty common. No- the weird thing was that she gave herself the title "Queen Bee" and actually tries to make people call her that. But really everyone's nicknamed her "Permy" 'cuz of her bad perm. And when I say bad, I mean BAD!

Yuu Tobita- He's the class president which is pretty stupid because he's too shy to even stutter a simple four worded sentence without convulsing everything he ate in the last 3 hours. At least that's what I thought until this guy dissed some Edward Cullen character from this new book everyone's so hyped about. The moment the words left the poor bastards mouth Tobita pounced. He literally beat the guy up! My class president is the next karate kid! Who would have known? And he's also strangely obsessed to a romance novel…I wonder if he's gay…

Kokoryome- Not much is known about him. He's real mysterious. Hiding behind that smile of his all the time. Nobody knows what his last name is- or even if he has one. And he also has the weirdest knack of being able to guess what a person's thinking. But I know the truth…he's actually a psychic. But I still haven't found any hard on, able to carry Mount Everest- proof. Self Note: Look into that.

Hotaru Imai- This girl is a money loving, black mailing, crab brain devouring, "I can beat Einstein in a math contest with my hand tied behind my back and a blindfold around my eyes"- bitch. At least that's what everyone else says about her. And from the first eight hours of my new school, it has proven to be true.

For lunch she ate only crab brains, which she bought from the money she blackmailed Eggnog into giving her. (I will explain who Eggnog is later on.) She also spent all of class counting the money in her wallet as to make sure no one stole any of it; which is in my opinion is pretty impossible. Who would want to have a taste of that Baka gun of hers? Anyways-even though she wasted the entire class she still managed to get 100% on some pop quiz the teacher gave us about what he just taught!

I know I should be terrified of her, but strangely I'm not! I'm actually quite fascinated. There is finally someone who can match my calibre of geniusity….Not sure if that's a word. Anyways I WILL make her my friend. That is now one of my about 2 month early New Years goal!

Ruka Nogi- I call him Eggnog. I mean look at his last name. Nogi. Egnog. Don't you see the similarities! I bet I could also call him bunny boy. This guy actually dared to bring a white fluffy bunny to school! Weirdest thing is- nobody teased him for it. They act as though it's pretty common. But I bet they wouldn't be so calm if they knew what was going through that furry mammals devious little mind. It's really quite sad that the entire world isn't informed of the Absolute Evil of rabbits. They will take over our world! And I wouldn't be surprised if Eggnog's mind wasn't already possessed by Usagi. (That's the bunny's name.) That is the only reason why a self respecting male would ever be caught dead or alive with a bunny rabbit. No that's not right there's also the factor of him being gay…Self Note: Find out which theory is true.

Natsume Hyugga: There is much that is needed to be told about this young man. And it is needed to be told in full detail for it to be completely understood. Unfortunately I cannot bring it upon myself to write those scentences. The very memory of my encounter with him brings undying shame unto me. I am sorry to break my promise to you dear Diary. I cannot tell you everything yet but I will. Another day when I do not feel so humiliated. Right now I will write only five words.

Natsume Hyugga is a vampire.