Lol, look at this madlib I did! I hd to post t, it was so funny!
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Remus's Christmas party. It was
James who spiked the punch with too much whiskey. I can't help it if I
drank 14 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like heaven.
I thought it was funny when I put Peter's boxers on my head and danced the
The Chicken Dance on the table while singing `My ABC's'. I didn't mean to
break Remus's toaster oven and don't know why Remus would sue me for
assult.
I don't remember calling James's wife a sexy chick---even though she looked
like one with silver eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Narcissa's husband's face (ok, it was on purpose)
but, it was only because I had too much of that eggnog!
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my
way home and drove my motorbike through my neighbor's bedroom window. I
don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a horny cow and
have me arrested for disturbance of privacy!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all cold and
lonely. And I'm really not to blame for any of this ...drunk stuff. Please
bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and innocently yours,
Sirius (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 250 bucks!
A/N: so wut do you think? Lol when I did this madlib I just HAD to post
it! Please R/R. Your lord and maser, Tara!
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Remus's Christmas party. It was
James who spiked the punch with too much whiskey. I can't help it if I
drank 14 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like heaven.
I thought it was funny when I put Peter's boxers on my head and danced the
The Chicken Dance on the table while singing `My ABC's'. I didn't mean to
break Remus's toaster oven and don't know why Remus would sue me for
assult.
I don't remember calling James's wife a sexy chick---even though she looked
like one with silver eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Narcissa's husband's face (ok, it was on purpose)
but, it was only because I had too much of that eggnog!
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my
way home and drove my motorbike through my neighbor's bedroom window. I
don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a horny cow and
have me arrested for disturbance of privacy!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all cold and
lonely. And I'm really not to blame for any of this ...drunk stuff. Please
bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and innocently yours,
Sirius (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 250 bucks!
A/N: so wut do you think? Lol when I did this madlib I just HAD to post
it! Please R/R. Your lord and maser, Tara!