Authors Note - Hi this is basically a random story my friend and I made up I hope you like it! Please remember it is a odd fairytale but its in the fairytale format so forgive me for lack of description.
~A Freaky Fairytale~
(Without all this worthless jabbering on this "Once upon a time" junk)
There was a girl named Daffy. Daffy was a 16 year old high school dropout. To make money, she would impersonate health inspectors, and spy on her local salon. Every day she would do this. One disastrous day, the sneaky salon manager noticed that she WASN'T a old man, but she was a TEENAGE GIRL!
His first thoughts went something like, "She's kinda pretty when she isn't wearing a mustache" but then he got enraged. "A SPY? IN MY FREAKING SALON? YOU GET OUT RIGHT NOW YOU OLD MAN IMPERSONATOR!"
The man said furiously, his brow furrowed and vein bulging. " Um, at least if I impersonated an old man I can't get arrested? Daffy said while quivering "Oh yeah… DOUBLE CHARGES FOR IMPERSONATING AN OLD MAN AND HEALTH INPSPECTOR! But I'll lower the charges if you don't give away our rat infiltration in the face masks? But alas! Daffy was already running out the door and charging up the street to her house 'Oh what have I gotten my self into! I am a disgrace to my grandmother! Still biding her time in jail for kidnapping and impersonating a college professor and I fail at this? I am pathetic! I shall… I shall run away like the coward I am! But where to? I have it! How about in
And that's it for now. Please give me some reviews and I'll update, and give me a place that Daffy should flee to. Please! I promise I'll continue the story as long as I get 5 - 10 reviews! Please give me ideas!:) Thanks!