INVADER ZIM the MUSICAL

by Taxene

What if Invader Zim was a musical? When a foreign alien race causes humans and Irks alike to burst out into song will things be said that they shouldn’t? Every paring I could throw in here so theres something for everyone. This is my first attempt at come

INVADR Zim THE MUSICAL

Chapter One

Barbie Girl RaPr

(I do not own Invader Zim or the song Barbie Girl or any of the songs for that matter. I have changed some of the word but its mainly just genders. Btw this story has no plot really what so ever. You have been warned. Song lyrics are bold )

One wonderful morning on the massive Tallest Red and Tallest Purple were bored out of their minds.

" Hi Red" Purple yelled in a girlish voice

"Yes Purple," Red asked

"Do you wanna go for a ride?" Purple replied

"What the hell are you talking about, Purple?" Red asked looking up.

"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world" Purple sang

"Uh Purple whats a Babies and why are you in her world."

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

"Uh purple what are you doing why are you singing and what are you singing"

"You can brush my hair,"

"What hair?"

"Undress me everywhere"

"Purple keep that in the bedroom"

"Imagination, life is your creation"

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!" one of the crew members yelled

"Get back to work!" Red yelled.

The crewmember ignored red and started to dance with purple as he sang

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair,

undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation"

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world

Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

Then the crew member begin to sing

"You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,

kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky..."

Red grabbed the crew member and threw him back into his seat. "Get back to work and make sure no calls come though"

Purple took Red hands and sang.

"You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair,

undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation"

Red smiled at Purple and sang

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

They sang together for a few seconds and then Red noticed one of the Invaders staring at them from the large screen. He dropped Purple's ahnds "Cut the transmission!" Red yelled.

Purple got down on his knees and started to sing

"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Red Sighed and sang

"Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,

Hit the town, fool around, let's go party"

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Red sang as he wrapped his arms around Purple

"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

Purple replied with "(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)"

Come on Barbie,

let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Barbie,

let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Red kissed Purple softly

"Oh, I'm having so much fun!" Purple said

Well Barbie, we're just getting started" Red replied

"Oh, I love you Purple!