Kisshu's egg hunt
Blue: heeeey everyone! Welcome to my Easter fic!
Pai: what are you going to do a fic for each one of your silly little human holidays?
Blue, Ichigo, & pudding: IT'S NOT SILLY!
Taruto: then what's so great about Easter?
Pudding: well every Easter the Easter bunny comes and gives us candy na no da!
Taruto: COOL!
Pai: it still seems utterly pointless to me.
Everyone but Blue and Pai: SH**!
Kisshu: * slings blue over his shoulder* Pai I'd suggest running!
Blue: *enters destroy mode* you son of a d***ed, b****! I swear to h*** I'm going to beat you so F***ing hard you and lettuce wont be able to have kids and you wont be able to walk! * Eyes begin to glow and electricity begins to flow through her hair causing it to stand up*
Keichiro: blue, don't you need to write?
Blue: * returns too normal* oh yea! Thanks Keichiro! Set during the show! ON WITH THE FIC!
Kisshu's POV:
Today's April 19th the day before Easter and I'm sitting at my desk trying think of a fun trick to play on my koneko-chan, the rest of the mew team, maybe even my brothers.
-hmmmm c'mon Kisshu you're suppose to be the prank MASTER, thinking of an Easter prank should be like breathing to you! Hm maybe a quick trip to Earth will inspire me? –
With a smirk I teleport to the top of Tokyo tower. It's raining so no ones outside so I fly down to the base where a poster on the billboard catches my eye.
The poster is done in bright pastel colors that look really out of place on the billboard surround by black and white notices. The poster reads:
Easter SCAVENGER HUNT!
April 20th 2014
Find the most eggs and win a prize.
The rest is just pointless information -but the idea of an Easter scavenger hunt seems like a great idea but it seems a little bland… - out of the corner of my eye I see several bunnies hopping around.
I summon an infuser to my hand and smirk –I guess its up to me to make it interesting-
(A certain amount time that I'm too lazy to decide later)
I just finished designing eggs, chimeras and baskets for the mews, my brothers, the blond, the baker and me. Time to explain the game to the other confessants!
I teleport to the café and its empty besides the mews so I float down and shout, "HELLO MEW MEWS! WHO'S HAPPY TO SEE ME?"
There's a collective groan from three of the mews, "ouch" I look around the café. Pudding's standing on her giant ball, Lettuce and Zakuro stand side by side pendants out but lettuce is trembling, I see Ryou and Keichiro coming up from the basement, I turn my head toward Minto's usual table and find her glaring at me, and then I look around to find my koneko-chan and see her head down on a table on the opposite side of the café.
"Heeeeey koneko-chaan! Guess whaaat?" I half say half sing. I wait for a response but I don't hear anything but her breathing. " Is she asleep?" I ask the other mews and lettuce responds, " hai Ryou's been over working her so I guess she got fed up and went over there ignoring everyone and Ichigo eventually fell asleep. Good thing no one has come yet, or else café mew mew would be in trouble."
I smile and tap the side of her head trying to wake up Ichigo. She just moans and turns her head away from me. I smirk and flew to the direction she was facing.
I look at her angelic face surround by her fire red hair, then I lean towards Ichigo and kiss her.
Now, I was expecting Ichigo to wake up and freak out instantly but after a second she starts kissing me back her eyes shut.
She starts to wake up a bit more and starts to open her eyes and the first thing she sees are my golden eyes.
She begins to pull back but I snake my arms around her waist and pull her close deepening the kiss, which she screams into.
Then I feel Zakuro's eyes beginning to burn me as she ask/ demands me, "are you for a reason, Kisshu?" she growls
I let go of Ichigo and nod flying up out of Ichigo's reach. "yep" I say popping the P, then I snap my fingers opening a portal that Taruto, Pai, and tree hugger all fall out of "tomorrow everyone in the café will be participating in a egg hunt!" I cheer.
Pai opens his mouth to say something but I snap and freeze it, " don't be a buzz kill Pai!" I say,
I then continue, "now this hunt isn't your average run around the backyard looking for candy hunt, you need to find a chimera bunny in your designated color and design then catch and defeat it to collect an egg who ever collects the most wins! And as for prizes you write down what you would like on this paper" I summon the list with everyone's name on it, " and then you get it for a month but it HAS to be something one of you fellow competitors can provide like break from attacks, slaves, or sweets. And if your wondering how you know no one will back out is that the baskets will inject you with a serum that makes sure you do it."
I summon a chimera bunny in a cage for everyone to see the bunny is twice the size of a regular bunny, and ribbons like my bothers and mine, and a pendant around its neck that looks like the mew's. then I summon on the chimera eggs I made it's white until it touches my hand than it turn black with an emerald green X in the middle but turns white once I put it down. Then I snap again and baskets appear
"everyone once you put down the reward you down grab your basket and touch the bunny then the egg to see what yours look like! Ill be back tomorrow with the full rules and stuff!"
I unfreeze Pai's mouth and, thankfully, he doesn't complain, then I steal a goodbye kiss from koneko-chan then teleport out landing on my bed and falling asleep.
Blue: well that was a thing! Anyway here's a list of everyone's egg designs and rewards:
Aoyama: REWARD: aliens wont attack EGG: dark blue with mew aqua picture
Ichigo: REWARD: Ryou will raise my paycheck and stop nagging me: EGG: magenta with a light pink heart.
Keichiro REWARD: everyone will stop fighting EGG: brown with a white cupcake
Kisshu: REWARD Ichigo will be mine EGG: well I already told you ;3
Lettuce: REWARD everyone will act like friends and visit the café to hang out EGG: light green with neon green waves
Mint: REWARD: everyone will be my slaves EGG: mint blue with a dark blue crown
Pai: REWARD the mews will not defend Tokyo when they attack EGG: black with a dark purple lighting bolt
Pudding: REWARD Pudding and taru-taru will play and eat lots of Keichiro onii-chan's sweets na no da! EGG: yellow with an orange smiley face
Ryou: REWARD Ichigo will date me and the aliens will surrender EGG red with a black cross
Taruto: REWARD I get to make all the mew mews cry and I get candy EGG black with an orange explosion
Zakuro REWARD: everyone will have to do what I say and no attacks EGG lavender with a dark purple moon
Kisshu: yes! I got TWO kisses from kitten! *Glomps me*
Blue: ugh! Get off Kisshu! Anyway review for who you want to win! There'll be three chapters to this fic. One today (this one), one tomorrow, and one Monday! LATER HUGS!