This is our third fanfic, first created by Akane around a year ago. She doesn't even remember why she made it or what the point was, but it probably just to create fuzzlekins (who you will meet in chapter 4). It's a little boring in the beginning, but it gets a lot better, trust us. Chapters should be posted pretty close in succession, since Akane has written most of it down already. So rate, review, and enjoy!!

Sasuke's Birthday (A fic created at the peak of boredom)

Sasuke woke up and rubbed his sleep-filled eyes. He had almost forgotten what day it was until he saw the sign on his bedroom window. "You have got to be kidding me!" It was signed by Naruto, Kakashi, and of course Sakura, and said in big letters, "Happy Birthday Sasuke-kun!!"

He fell dramatically back on his bed and made himself look all emo and shit to fool everyone reading this. But actually, in what would be called an OOC moment, he smiled. Finally he broke out of fake emo mode and got dressed. I'm not even going to try elaborating on what he was wearing before he got dressed, because then all the fangirl minds are gonna run wild over what color his boxers and I don't want to hear it.

Anyway, Sasuke didn't really understand the whole holiday deal. And it didn't help that Naruto had somehow convinced him to have a party at the Uchiha mansion, which would likely involve Lee or Gai and the power of youth.

Not surprisingly, Sakura and Ino were the first to arrive. Before opening the door, Sasuke prayed that someone else would come soon after so he wouldn't suffer for long. As soon as the door was unlocked, he was bombarded by glomps and gifts, and judging by the scratch on the girls forearms, he figured they had had yet another catfight.

"Typical..."He muttered to himself, struggling to get out of the suffocating grip of glomping. Eventually, Sakura and Ino let go and immediately started another fight in the corner of his living room.

By some miracle, the doorbell rang. Sasuke opened the door to find a grinning Naruto, who handed him his gift. "Hey. Do you have any Ramen??" He said immediately. "In the kitchen, dobe." Sasuke replied. "Yes! I come for you my beautiful noodles!!" Naruto ran to the kitchen, pausing to stare at the continuing fight.

A few minutes later, Shikamaru arrived. He handed Sasuke a small gift that was probably from the dollar store. But it's the thought that counts, right? Crap o.o. "Oi. So, who's all coming?" Shikamaru asked, hands already in his pockets. "According to Naruto...everyone." Sasuke sighed. "Troublesome." He nodded in agreement.

"Oh, hi Shika!!" Amazingly, Ino had forgotten about Sasuke and came over to glomp Shikamaru. "Hi Ino..." He sighed deeply. Sasuke tried hard not to laugh (SHOCK) and mouthed the words 'I feel your pain!'

As Naruto had said, almost everyone Sasuke knew from Konoha showed up. The rookie nine, Neji and Tenten (Lee was training as usual), and Kakashi dropped off a gift, but said he had things to do (read).

Everyone was having a good time chatting and dancing and whatnot (they probably brought their own music, assuming that Sasuke only listened to Jrock, emo bands and random crack songs. Wait, that's what I listen to. ) when the doorbell rang.

Gaara waved and forced the words "Happy...birthday!" Sasuke was shocked.(who wouldn't be?) "Hi Gaara...where's you gourd?" Gaara just shook his head sadly and let himself in. "I made him take it off." A cheerful Temari waltzed up and handed him three gifts. Kankuro appeared behind her, also missing his weapon of choice. "I still don't get why I couldn't bring Karasu. He really livens things up!" He whined, grinning. Temari had already locked eyes with Shikamaru. (Me thinks they weren't just having a staring contest!)

Everyone assumed everybody was there and continued on with whatever they were doing before. Hinata did her best to open up to Naruto. (KAWAII!)The party carried on for about half an hour, when the doorbell rang again.

"Isn't everyone already here?" A number of people exclaimed. Silence followed. "UUGH...not Gai-sensei!!!" Sasuke started having second thought about even opening the door, but did anyway and was immediately hugged tightly.

"It's been so long!!"

To be continued in chapter 2:

Unexpected visitors and a bottle

Thanks for reading. The next chapter will be posted in the next few days. Reviews are loved and worshipped (o0).