Hello Sara Here, I know I haven't done the third chapter to Changes but I got struck by inspiration for a stupid story that does indeed involve Naruto, more a drabble than anything but yah anyways here it is.

"Kyuubi speaking"

"Speaking"

Drown it in Ramen

It was a sunny day as Naruto yawned and walked down a street in the Village hidden in the Leaf, Konohagakure, he was bored with nothing to do and was beginning to get a slight headache from a certain fox.

"But Naruto, you HAVE to mate sometime; I mean come on, what else are you going to do about those...erm...urges, huh? Drown them with ramen?!" The Kyuubi shrieked inside the boys head.

"Awe, come on Kyuu-kun, I'm getting a head ache, will ya knock it off already?" the blonde mumbled out loud while holding his head.

He received a few strange looks form the villagers but ignored them, instead he sighed once more and rubbed his temples.

"Ok ok, listen I know you don't want to mate," Kyuubi said ignoring the teen's pleas for silence. "But how about you just 'try' it? I promise it'll be fun."

Naruto growled and walked onto the training grounds trying his best to ignore the insane fur ball residing in his body. The said insane fur ball ranted on and on about intercourse and the fact the boy may or may not be able to bear children, so then he'd be able to mate another male, "But," he added "Make sure the other male is stronger than you so he can protect you! I don't want no half weak child My god that would be torture to train."

Growling again Naruto sat down beneath a tree, how he hated when the so-called Murderous demon ranted on about things, which was how he learned that "Not all Murderous beings are no fun you know, you should at least TRY to make friends with one." As said by a certain murderous ball of fluff.

Lost in his thoughts, that he blocked from Kyuubi of course, Naruto didn't feel, hear or see the person walking toward him. It was only when the nine-tailed demon squealed

"SHUKAKU"S COMING!!!!" then leapt to the side, inside, of Naruto's body, which wasn't prepared for such and act and merely fell over with a loud thump.

Said Ichibi snorted in laughter inside another teen's mind at what had taken place. The red head chose to merely smile slightly. "Naruto-kun,: He greeted.

"Oh, hey Gaara!-" Naruto smiled in greeting, "-I'm just sitting here trying to gt the insane demon in my mind to shut up, any suggestions?" he asked as though this was the most normal question in the world.

Gaara actually pondered this question for a moment, but only shook his head, seeing as most of the time he couldn't get Shukaku to shut up about killing and maiming and blood, you know, the usual.

"I thought as much." The orange-clad teen mumbled. "So, I'm hungry you wanna go and get some ramen with me?"

Gaara shrugged and watched Naruto as he got up and walked, stopping and looking over his shoulder Naruto called, "Ya comin or what?"

Gaara nodded slightly and followed.

"So, does this mean you're horny?" Kyuubi asked as innocent a demon can.

"Just SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE OR TEN, BAH!" He suddenly stopped and yelled, when there was no response, Naruto smiled and yelled again only this time triumphantly.

Gaara only watched him with a smile on his face, but as soon as it had appeared it was gone and replaced with an annoyed look.

"Um, you ok?"

"Yah, something Shukaku said."

Naruto nodded in understanding then started to walk again, the two smiled, wll Naruto did a wide one where as Gaara only smirked, and the two went off and ate ramen together until it was time to go home.

The End

Sara" Hello I hope you liked it…if not then screw you I dun care!! Lol, any ways that's all for this. Baibai Now!!!