Just another random drabble. I don't own Bleach. Tite Kubo-sama does.

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The Adventure Of The Chappy

Ichigo and Rukia were out for an idiotic Valentine's walk in his/her gigai. As they went, Rukia rested her hand on Ichigo's hair. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so screwed, Ichigo was filled with stupid dread.

"Do you suppose it's ancient here?" he asked merrily.

"You pointless silly," Rukia said, tickling Ichigo with her Shinigami. "It's completely signifigant."

Just then, a weird Chappy leapt out from behind a Soul Slayer and kissed Rukia in the arm. "Aaargh!" Rukia screamed.

Things looked spiritual. But Ichigo, although he was asian, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Hollow and, like the shock Bleach fans felt when they heard Byakuya's singing, beat the Chappy jokingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to kiss innocent people."

Then he clasped Rukia close. Rukia was bleeding psychotically. "My darling," Ichigo said, and pressed his lips to Rukia's leg.

"I love you," Rukia said quietly, and expired in Ichigo's arms.

Ichigo never loved again.

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A/N: I got this from this Drabble-Matic. It's like Mad-Libs. Most credit goes to them. Just ask me for the link. It's totally genius. And fun.