Disclaimer: I own nothing! It always hurts to say that? Why do we have to say that? Why would the owner of something post under FAN fiction? I've always wondered about that..... EITHER WAY...............
WERE BACK FOR MORE!!! ^_^ After lots of work (yeah right) and hours on AIM (sounds about right) We've returned with the pile of shit we lovingly call "The Seagull." The name spawned in our head on the way to Wendey's in my brothers truck. Jess and I were rambling about a sequel, and my idiot brother misheard it for seagull. Isn't that great? No? You really don't think so? Ah, well fuck you, we needed a title................
Moving on, I guess starting from the begining works quite well. If we started at the end, you'd probably wonder why Jhonen is drunk. Oops. I wasn't supposed to tell you that.
I should tell you this story is in the summer...... Have fun.
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Vacationland is just one of the many names for Maine....... or is that Flordia? Either way, Jess and Meg are in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. For the sixth time in the week, Megan's mother has forced them to actually go to the beach part of town. The insane authors sit in beach chairs fully clothed and bored out of their minds.
Jess: Are you sure that we can just summon people? Shouldn't something trigger the story, then our powers kick in when ideas spawn from an event?
Megan: Well, we're gonna find out........ *Squints eyes and pokes out tounge.*
Johnny: *taps Megan on shoulder* 'scuse me, do you know where the sna- OH GOD NOT YOU TWO AGAIN!!!
Megan: Yes us two again!
Megan's mom: Who is this?
Jess: A homi-
Megan: Meh Homie from school, yo! *glares at Jess*
MM(megan's mom): Isn't he a bit old to be in school?
Jess: He's a jock.
Johnny: WHAT THE HE-
Megan: *covers Johnny's mouth* Shhhhh!!
MM: As long as he's not a boyfriend or an axe murderer.
Megan: *shrugs* close enough.
Megan and Jess each grab one of Johnny's wrists and head to the parking lot where a snack stand is. Johnny flails and accidently kicks sand on a little green kid.... wait.
Zim: WATCH IT!!
Jess: Hiya Zim.
Dib: *points at megan* oh no.... not YOU!
Megan: Then who?
Dog doo?
A cow dat moo?
Zim: Just no more truth or dare.
Megan: I know. I feel guilty..... and I'm still tired from that chase thing.
Jess: But now its time to get freezeys!
Johnny: Why don't you use your authory powers to get us freezeys?
Megan: Because buying things is so much more fun! ^_^
Zim: Pitiful human.
Jess: If humans are so pathetic, then why do you date Dib?
Zim: *blushes* That's diffrent.....
Dib: *changing topic* Time to get the freezeys!
The small group walks to the snack stand. On the way, some people stare. That is to be expected with a green kid, a big headed kid, two teenage girls fully clothed, and a young adult with bloodstains on his clothes. They hault when they catch sight of the small snack hut.
Johnny: look at the line...............
Jess: Like preps at a Backstreet boys concert.
Megan: But thats half the fun!
Zim: eh?
Megan: *points at far end of parking lot* OH MY GOD ITS BRITNEY SPEARS!!
Half of the line runs.
Zim: Effective...... Maybe I could use this "Britney" person in a plan.........
Jess: No chance. She's loosing popularity.
The people in the line return, and they are angry.
Megan: *uses authory powers so the crowd colapses*
Johnny: NEAT!! Can I have powers like that?
Jess: No. For fear that you would use them on us.
Megan: But you can take care of the rest of the line however you like.
Johnny: Really?
Jess: Sure!
A good four minutes later, the sand is stained a deep shade of red, and the line has magically disapeared! Megan orders freezeys. A tall kid with puss oozing out of his zits emerges from the dune grass.
Zim: Who are you?
Teen: I am-
Zim: Who are you?
Teen: I am-
Zim: Who are-
Dib: *places finger on Zim's lips*
Teen: I AM TIM's REincarnation!! Fear me and stuff. I'm here for revenge.
Megan: Well, your not ruining our vacation.
Tim: I said I was getting revenge!
Jess: How many times do we have to kill you?
Megan: HEY KIDS!!!!!! COME BURY THIS GUY IN THE SAND!!!! EVEN HIS HEAD!! MAKE SURE HE'S REALLY DEEP!!!
A swarm of ankle biters tackle Tim and drag him away.
Dib: BE SURE TO DIG WHERE THE TIDE DOESN'T COME!!!!!!!!!
Tim: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!
Megan: *pulls a wad of ones out of her pocket and throws that at Tim*
Everyone laughs at him.
Tim: That's not what I meant....
Little Kid: Eat sand mister! *rams a small plastic shovel full of sand into Tim's mouth*
Tim: Tastey!
Jess: It's got blood in it, you canibal!!
Bigger bully kid: Dude, eat shovel! *wails Tim over the head with a large meatal shovel and knocks him out*
The group cheers, but is rudley inturupted by the snack stand lady.
Lady inside hut: HEY!! These freezeys cost $12.12! C'mere and pay me now!!!
Megan: *reches into pocketa and pulls out exact change for the bills, but has to count out pennies*
Jess: Oh no.......
Megan: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonneeeeeeeeeee........... *Places one penny on the counter of the hut*
twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............. *places another penny on counter*
Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............*places another penny*
Fooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurr..................... *places another penny*
LadyInsideHut: GODDAMNIT!! Hurry UP!!
Johnny: SHUT UP!!!
Dib: Screw you, lady.
Megan: *slaps the rest of the pennies on the counter* FIVESIXSEVENEIGHTNINETENELEVENTWELVE. I'm thirstey.
Zim: No one messes with the insane person that brought us together! *pulls out laser and blows up the ladys head*
Megan: *smiles* thankee Zim.
Zim: *grabs freezeys*
Johnny: I could have done that faster.... and with a knife.
Jess: Oh be quiet.
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Thats the end of chapter one. Review. I demand it!
WERE BACK FOR MORE!!! ^_^ After lots of work (yeah right) and hours on AIM (sounds about right) We've returned with the pile of shit we lovingly call "The Seagull." The name spawned in our head on the way to Wendey's in my brothers truck. Jess and I were rambling about a sequel, and my idiot brother misheard it for seagull. Isn't that great? No? You really don't think so? Ah, well fuck you, we needed a title................
Moving on, I guess starting from the begining works quite well. If we started at the end, you'd probably wonder why Jhonen is drunk. Oops. I wasn't supposed to tell you that.
I should tell you this story is in the summer...... Have fun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vacationland is just one of the many names for Maine....... or is that Flordia? Either way, Jess and Meg are in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. For the sixth time in the week, Megan's mother has forced them to actually go to the beach part of town. The insane authors sit in beach chairs fully clothed and bored out of their minds.
Jess: Are you sure that we can just summon people? Shouldn't something trigger the story, then our powers kick in when ideas spawn from an event?
Megan: Well, we're gonna find out........ *Squints eyes and pokes out tounge.*
Johnny: *taps Megan on shoulder* 'scuse me, do you know where the sna- OH GOD NOT YOU TWO AGAIN!!!
Megan: Yes us two again!
Megan's mom: Who is this?
Jess: A homi-
Megan: Meh Homie from school, yo! *glares at Jess*
MM(megan's mom): Isn't he a bit old to be in school?
Jess: He's a jock.
Johnny: WHAT THE HE-
Megan: *covers Johnny's mouth* Shhhhh!!
MM: As long as he's not a boyfriend or an axe murderer.
Megan: *shrugs* close enough.
Megan and Jess each grab one of Johnny's wrists and head to the parking lot where a snack stand is. Johnny flails and accidently kicks sand on a little green kid.... wait.
Zim: WATCH IT!!
Jess: Hiya Zim.
Dib: *points at megan* oh no.... not YOU!
Megan: Then who?
Dog doo?
A cow dat moo?
Zim: Just no more truth or dare.
Megan: I know. I feel guilty..... and I'm still tired from that chase thing.
Jess: But now its time to get freezeys!
Johnny: Why don't you use your authory powers to get us freezeys?
Megan: Because buying things is so much more fun! ^_^
Zim: Pitiful human.
Jess: If humans are so pathetic, then why do you date Dib?
Zim: *blushes* That's diffrent.....
Dib: *changing topic* Time to get the freezeys!
The small group walks to the snack stand. On the way, some people stare. That is to be expected with a green kid, a big headed kid, two teenage girls fully clothed, and a young adult with bloodstains on his clothes. They hault when they catch sight of the small snack hut.
Johnny: look at the line...............
Jess: Like preps at a Backstreet boys concert.
Megan: But thats half the fun!
Zim: eh?
Megan: *points at far end of parking lot* OH MY GOD ITS BRITNEY SPEARS!!
Half of the line runs.
Zim: Effective...... Maybe I could use this "Britney" person in a plan.........
Jess: No chance. She's loosing popularity.
The people in the line return, and they are angry.
Megan: *uses authory powers so the crowd colapses*
Johnny: NEAT!! Can I have powers like that?
Jess: No. For fear that you would use them on us.
Megan: But you can take care of the rest of the line however you like.
Johnny: Really?
Jess: Sure!
A good four minutes later, the sand is stained a deep shade of red, and the line has magically disapeared! Megan orders freezeys. A tall kid with puss oozing out of his zits emerges from the dune grass.
Zim: Who are you?
Teen: I am-
Zim: Who are you?
Teen: I am-
Zim: Who are-
Dib: *places finger on Zim's lips*
Teen: I AM TIM's REincarnation!! Fear me and stuff. I'm here for revenge.
Megan: Well, your not ruining our vacation.
Tim: I said I was getting revenge!
Jess: How many times do we have to kill you?
Megan: HEY KIDS!!!!!! COME BURY THIS GUY IN THE SAND!!!! EVEN HIS HEAD!! MAKE SURE HE'S REALLY DEEP!!!
A swarm of ankle biters tackle Tim and drag him away.
Dib: BE SURE TO DIG WHERE THE TIDE DOESN'T COME!!!!!!!!!
Tim: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!
Megan: *pulls a wad of ones out of her pocket and throws that at Tim*
Everyone laughs at him.
Tim: That's not what I meant....
Little Kid: Eat sand mister! *rams a small plastic shovel full of sand into Tim's mouth*
Tim: Tastey!
Jess: It's got blood in it, you canibal!!
Bigger bully kid: Dude, eat shovel! *wails Tim over the head with a large meatal shovel and knocks him out*
The group cheers, but is rudley inturupted by the snack stand lady.
Lady inside hut: HEY!! These freezeys cost $12.12! C'mere and pay me now!!!
Megan: *reches into pocketa and pulls out exact change for the bills, but has to count out pennies*
Jess: Oh no.......
Megan: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonneeeeeeeeeee........... *Places one penny on the counter of the hut*
twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............. *places another penny on counter*
Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............*places another penny*
Fooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurr..................... *places another penny*
LadyInsideHut: GODDAMNIT!! Hurry UP!!
Johnny: SHUT UP!!!
Dib: Screw you, lady.
Megan: *slaps the rest of the pennies on the counter* FIVESIXSEVENEIGHTNINETENELEVENTWELVE. I'm thirstey.
Zim: No one messes with the insane person that brought us together! *pulls out laser and blows up the ladys head*
Megan: *smiles* thankee Zim.
Zim: *grabs freezeys*
Johnny: I could have done that faster.... and with a knife.
Jess: Oh be quiet.
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Thats the end of chapter one. Review. I demand it!