The Real Sub-Zero
Scorpion- May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please. Will the real Sub-Zero please stand up? (We see three guys dressed like Sub-Zero sitting in chairs.) Scorpion- I repeat. Will the reall Sub-Zero please stand up? (Two of them stand up, and scorpion hooks one with his harpoon.) Scorpion- GET OVER HERE! (The real Sub-Zero gets up, grabs the mike, and the song begins.)
Yall act like you've never seen a ninja before, freezing over the floor, making you slip, trip, and bust your head open in a flash of gore. I finished round 1, think you're ready for more? It's the return of the Lin Quei, and everything cold. Liu Kang's dead, so I hope to catch the MK gold. Feminist women love Lin Quei, "Chicka Chicka Sub-Zero, I'm sick of him, look at him. Walking around, freezing over you know what, and you know who. But he's so cute though." Yeah I may be a ninja that turns you to ice, but that loser Scorpion isn't going to be extra nice. I wonder why fighting other people's a disgrace while it's okay for Rikishi to wipe his ass on people's face. "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips. And if I'm lucky you just might give it a little kiss." And that's the sort of message I deliver to little kids, and expect them not to know what a decapitation is. Of course they're going to know what a fatality is by the time they hit seventh grade. They still got arcades, don't they? Try and enter my world, there's something you got to know. Once you win, strike a pose, sing the corris, and it goes.
I'm Sub-Zero, yes, I'm the real Zero. All you other super heroes are just a bunch of zeroes. So won't the real Sub-Zero please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? (x2)
Liu Kang doesn't have to kill to win battles. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. You think I care about the deadly alliance. I beat Shang and Qwan already because of Scorpion's defiance. "But Zero, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weard?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here so you can sit me here with this loser with a spear? Kitana or Mileena better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Johnny Cage and Fred Durst, and have an argument over who she'll cut the head off of first. Always followed Liu Kang and hoped to be his wife, telling him, Kitana- Use the elimant that maintains life. Now we've upgraded from cartrage onto a CD. Now the only place you can't find me is on PC. And at the rate I'm going, by the time I turn thirty. I'll be the only Lin Quei who ain't fighting dirty. Kicking people's asses while they're fidgeting and jerking. Opponent- THIS BOTTLE OF PROZAK AIN'T WORKING! So will the real Sub-Zero please stand up, and put one of those fingers on each hand up? Just be proud you aren't the guy under the player's control. One more time, loud as you can, HOW DOES IT GO?!
I'm Sub-Zero, yes, I'm the real Zero. All you other super heroes are just a bunch of zeroes. So won't the real Sub-Zero please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? (x2)
I guess there's a little Sub-Zero in all of us. WEST SIDE! 2003 yall! BOO-YA!
Scorpion- May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please. Will the real Sub-Zero please stand up? (We see three guys dressed like Sub-Zero sitting in chairs.) Scorpion- I repeat. Will the reall Sub-Zero please stand up? (Two of them stand up, and scorpion hooks one with his harpoon.) Scorpion- GET OVER HERE! (The real Sub-Zero gets up, grabs the mike, and the song begins.)
Yall act like you've never seen a ninja before, freezing over the floor, making you slip, trip, and bust your head open in a flash of gore. I finished round 1, think you're ready for more? It's the return of the Lin Quei, and everything cold. Liu Kang's dead, so I hope to catch the MK gold. Feminist women love Lin Quei, "Chicka Chicka Sub-Zero, I'm sick of him, look at him. Walking around, freezing over you know what, and you know who. But he's so cute though." Yeah I may be a ninja that turns you to ice, but that loser Scorpion isn't going to be extra nice. I wonder why fighting other people's a disgrace while it's okay for Rikishi to wipe his ass on people's face. "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips. And if I'm lucky you just might give it a little kiss." And that's the sort of message I deliver to little kids, and expect them not to know what a decapitation is. Of course they're going to know what a fatality is by the time they hit seventh grade. They still got arcades, don't they? Try and enter my world, there's something you got to know. Once you win, strike a pose, sing the corris, and it goes.
I'm Sub-Zero, yes, I'm the real Zero. All you other super heroes are just a bunch of zeroes. So won't the real Sub-Zero please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? (x2)
Liu Kang doesn't have to kill to win battles. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. You think I care about the deadly alliance. I beat Shang and Qwan already because of Scorpion's defiance. "But Zero, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weard?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here so you can sit me here with this loser with a spear? Kitana or Mileena better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Johnny Cage and Fred Durst, and have an argument over who she'll cut the head off of first. Always followed Liu Kang and hoped to be his wife, telling him, Kitana- Use the elimant that maintains life. Now we've upgraded from cartrage onto a CD. Now the only place you can't find me is on PC. And at the rate I'm going, by the time I turn thirty. I'll be the only Lin Quei who ain't fighting dirty. Kicking people's asses while they're fidgeting and jerking. Opponent- THIS BOTTLE OF PROZAK AIN'T WORKING! So will the real Sub-Zero please stand up, and put one of those fingers on each hand up? Just be proud you aren't the guy under the player's control. One more time, loud as you can, HOW DOES IT GO?!
I'm Sub-Zero, yes, I'm the real Zero. All you other super heroes are just a bunch of zeroes. So won't the real Sub-Zero please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? (x2)
I guess there's a little Sub-Zero in all of us. WEST SIDE! 2003 yall! BOO-YA!