Just some random drabble. I don't own Bleach. Tite Kubo-sama does.
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Ichigo and Rukia Enter Ichigo Rukia appears above at a window Ichigo:
by 'William Shakespeare'
It is the Soul Slayer, and Rukia is the Chappy.
Arise, signifigant Chappy, and kiss the stupid Hollow.
See, how she leans her leg upon her arm!
O, that I were a glove upon that arm,
That I might touch that leg!
Rukia:
O Ichigo, Ichigo! wherefore art thou Ichigo?
What's in a name? That which we call a hair
By any other name would smell as pointless
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the shock Bleach fans felt when they heard Byakuya's singing"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove ancient.
Ichigo:
Lady, by yonder stupid Hollow I swear
That tips in his/her gigai the spiritual Shinigami--
Rukia:
O, swear not by the Hollow, the weird Hollow,
That quietly changes in its asian orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise asian.
Sweet, screwed night! A thousand times screwed night!
Parting is such idiotic sorrow,
That I shall say screwed night till it be morrow.
Exit above Ichigo:
Sleep dwell upon thy leg, peace in thine arm!
Would I were sleep and peace, so psychotically to rest!
stupidly will I to my signifigant hair's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my pointless hair to tell.
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A/N: I got this from this Drabble-Matic. It's like Mad-Libs. Most credit goes to them. Just ask me for the link. It's totally genius.