Pein: Attention all Akatsuki members. I have something to say our bill here at this place is too expensive.
Kakuzu: It is!
Hidan: This is a evil incorpration we don't need bills.
Pein: You want lawsuits.
Hidan: No.
Pein: Then we have to go to our second base. Its where me and Konan got our wedding cake.
Konan: We're not even married.
Pein: uh...
Itachi: Are you okay?
Pein: NO!
He ran off and puking sounds came up. A minute later he came back.
Kisame: Why'd you puke?
Pein: I just revealed .. ah nevermind.
Zetsu: Can we come back the bill thing.
Zetsu: But I want to hear what Pein was going to say.
Zetsu: You're an idiot
Tobi: Leader puked!
Pein: Shut up Tobi.
Deidara: You finally said that! I rather have one of Sasori's annoying puppets as an partner than this imbelle!
Sasori: I'm right here.
Kisame: Wait! I thought you were dead!
Sasori: No. That was a Tv show.
Itachi: Aren't we on Tv?
Sasori: No that annoying Naruto kid animates and makes stuff up as he goes.
Itachi: Oh yeah. HE MADE ME FRICKIN BLIND! I WANT TO KILL HIM!
Pein: Let's go back to what I'm saying.
All: Fine.
Pein: since we can't afford a bill we can go and work at a pastry shop.
Hidan: That will be fun!
At day later. Hidan was in a uniform different from the robe in a waiter room.
Hidan: This sucks!
Itachi: The shop is about to open...
Kisame: This is the first day. The first day of torture.
Then Naruto came in with Sai and Sakura.
Naruto: Oh boy cake!
Sai: I want to taste cake.
Sakura: You never had a cake before?
Sai: Nope.
They walked to the counter. Itachi walked up there.
Naruto: Don't I know you?
Itachi: No. No you don't.
Sai: You look like the Sasuke... are you his brother?
Itachi: NO I'M NOT!
Then he threw a cake at Sai's head.
Konan: I think we'll have lawsuits no matter what.