Yet another story! Mwhahahahahahahahaha! Let the world domination-I mean fanfiction, begin
Intro:
Joe: Hello. I'm Joe. I am a vehicon, who get's shot at a lot...
Billy: And I'm Billy! I'm also a vehicon! And I also get shot at a lot *sniff*...
Tony: Oh COME ON you guys! Don't let your near deaths stop the introduction!
Joe: Your just saying that because you haven't been shot at
Billy: Yeah. You haven't almost died
Tony: So what? Tough it out
Joe: You don't know what it's like
Tony: But I have been through much worser things!
Billy: Worser is not a word!
Tony: Says who?
Joe: Says me!
*All three vehicons begin a tussel on the ground*
Max: Break it up! Break it up!
*All three vehicons on the ground look up*
Billy: Who put you in charge?
Joe: What makes you think you can boss us around?
Tony: I was just trying to get them do the introduction!
Max: Yeah well we all have to do the introduction. My brother died because Megatron pushed him off the Nemisis. And he couldn't fly. So if I can get over my brothers death, you can do the introduction!
Joe: Dude...we're all brothers
*crickets*
Max: *after a moment* So?
Re-take intro:
Joe: Hello! I'm Joe and I'm a Vehicon! :)
Billy: I'm what he is! Except my name is Billy and not Joe! :D
Max: Yo! Max here! BD
Tony: I'm Tony *U* Hi mom!
Billy: Don't get all starry eyed. This is just the introduction :|
Tony: :(
Joe: Anyway, we Vehicons got tired of always being pushed around,
*shows Megatron pushing Vehicon off Nemisis*
Used to show off the Autobot's fighting moves,
*shows Arcee twisting head off Vehicon*
Mindlessly killed,
*thousands of Vehicons die*
Throw into dumpster cans-
Tony: That happens more often than you'd think
Billy: It happens off screen
Max: During the commercials, credits, or when the show isn't on
Joe: *glaring at others* :( As I was saying before I got so rudely interrupted: Thrown into dumpster cans, and not getting the respect we deserve! Niether the Autobots or Decepticons show respect for us!
All: YEAH!
Vehicon storyteller: I told a story about Stumblebee!
Tony: Don't you have a name?
Vehicon storyteller: No *sniff* :'(
Billy: Whoa...that's...that's rough...
Max: And that is why we are making our own band!
Medix: Of merry men! :D
*All vehicons turn around to stare at him*
Joe: ...how did you get in here?
Tony: You're not even in our series...
Vehicon storyteller: We're not men. :( We're not even humans!
Max: You're just a toy...
Billy: Why is he always smiling? His smile is creeping me out! D:
Joe: Go away. Shoo. Go creep out some other series of Transformers! Go
Medix: :D *poofs* Tony: I wonder were he went...
*Meanwhile, in another time, on Cybertron*
Megatron: Assemble the Vehicons!
Vehicons: *assembled*
Medix: *poofs* Hi! I'm Medix! :D
Vehicons: AAAAAAHHHHHH! *running away* CREEPY SMILEY GUY!
Megatron: This is low even for the Maximals! Scaring off my faction of Vehicons!
Medix: :D
Megatron: O.O. . .uh...
*back on the Nemisis*
Billy: So we will call ourselves...drum roll please...The Vehicon band!
Tony: But I can't play an instrument! D:
Vehicon storyteller: I can't either! D:
Vehicon storyteller and Tony in unison: Oh no!
Max: *raises digit as if to say something, but is speechless*
Billy: ~._^. ...uh...
Joe: ^
Day 1: Telling Megatron
Joe: Since we decided to make our own band (not the one with music Tony, Vehicon storyteller)
Vehicon storyteller: Oohhhhhhhhh :0! I don't get it (-|
Tony: What?! But I learned to play the trombone!
Max: Tony, we don't have mouths
Tony: WHAT?!
Billy: Who did you get to teach you trombone?
Tony: Some kid named Raf. I used club kid chat and he sent me the instructions or "lessons", as he put it.
Vehicon storyteller: Since when did you get club kidchat?
Tony: Since yesterday
Max: You learned the trombone in one day?
Tony: This is a cartoon. Duh
Joe: ...as I was saying, since we decided to make our own band, we had to choose who would tell Megatron
Vehicon storyteller: Or we could not tell him and just get up and leave
Tony: But that wouldn't be nice
Max: ^ We're DECEPTICONS!
Tony: Correction. We WERE decepticons. WERE
Billy: But who could we get to tell him?
Dave: *walks in* Hi guys! What'd I miss?
All except Dave: *lightbulb turns on over head*
Dave: Whoa. Dude. That is really creepy
Day 1: Delierving the message to Megatron
Dave: So you want ME, a little ol' Vehicon, to tell MEGATRON, leader of the decepticons, feared by all, that we're leaving?
All except Dave: *nods* Uh-huh!
Dave: But I was never apart of this!
Joe: Are you a vehicon?
Dave: Yes. But that doesn't mean-
Billy: Then you qualify
Dave: But-
Max: But nothing
Vehicon storyteller: *claspes claws together* Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase? *puppy dog visor*
Dave: *rubs back of neck nervously* Well...I guess I could...
All except Dave: Yay! ^_^
Dave: -_- Oy. The things I get myself into
Joe: *pushes Dave towards the door which Megatron is behind* C'mon. Don't be a starscream!
Billy: You know he's still on this ship, right?
Joe: o.o …you heard nothing
Dave: But wait! How will all the other Vehicons know?
Max: They all got pamplets and are waiting at the Nemisis's door. Now quit stalling!
Dave: *muttering* Here goes nothing...*walks in*
Vehicon storyteller: Think he'll come out alive?
Billy: I'm guessing that- Megatron: YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT?!
Joe: I guess he told Megs the news
Dave: *goes flying out* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *smacks into wall* *groan*
Max: And I'm guessing Megsy didn't take the news too well
Tony: What did Megatron tell you? Dave: That we better BLEEP out of his BLEEPING BLEEP before he BLEEPS our BLEEP. And that we're a bunch of BLEEPING starscreams
Vehicon storyteller: Did he really say the word bleep?
Dave: No. But what he said should have been bleeped
Billy: Whoa
Max: That's rough
Tony: What does bleep mean?
Joe: Something you should not hear. You're barely older than a sparkling
Tony: *crosses arms and stomps foot* I am not!
Vehicon storyteller: Riiiiiiiiiight
Day 1: Getting down
*All Vehicons at Nemisis's door staring down*
John: Did you guys actually think of a way for us to get down?
Billy: Maybe we should have thought this out more...
Tony: We could jump
*All Vehicons turn to stare at him*
Tony: What?
Max: Don't you know what happened to the LAST Vehicon that fell of here?
Tony: No. What?
Vehicon storyteller: *whispers story of the Vehicon's incident in Tony's audio recpetor*
Tony: *puts claw up to where his mouth would be in horror* Oh my gosh! That's terrible!
Joe: Yep Max: I don't wanna talk about it...
Frank: *from the ground* Hey guys! *waves* I found a way down!
John: *shouts down to Frank* How?
Frank: I used the ladder!
*all Vehicons look to their right and notice a ladder*
All Vehicons except Billy: ^
Billy: Why have we never noticed that before?
Day 1: battle
*Vehicons all standing on the ground*
John: So what do we do now?
Tony: Order pizza?
Max: Tony?
Tony: Yes?
Max: We don't eat pizza
Tony: What?! *faints*
Billy: Now look what you did!
Max: Me?! How is this my fault?!
Joe: Never mind. Vehicons; Transform and roll out!
Vehicon storyteller: You can't say that
Joe: Why not?
Vehicon storyteller: Because Optimus prime says that. It's his
Joe: I said VEHICONS. He says AUTOBOTS
Vehicon storyteller: He will sue you, and we will be in big trouble and it'll be all your fault
Joe: :(
Dave: We have a bigger problem than that
Frank: Where are we supposed to "roll to"?
Max: Let's find a cave
All Vehicons except Max: ...~._^.?
Max: I'm mad :(
Billy: Well then, let's go on E-bay and-
*groundbridge opens up and autobots come out*
Arcee: *points guns at Vehicons* This place is crawlin' with 'cons
John: Wait. No. We're not Decepti-
Bulkhead: I've been itchin' for a fight!
Dave: Hang on a second! We've given up our-
Bumblebee: BEEEP BZZZP WHOOO
Tony: Did anybody understand what he said?
Vehicon storyteller: That guy reminds me of someone...
Optimus prime: The Decepticons must have something planned...
Joe: Hey, isn't there another guy?
*At Autobot base*
Smokescreen: Oh, come on Ratchet!
Ratchet: You and Miko made this mess. You'll clean it up
Smokescreen and Miko in unison: Uggggggg...
*back at the battlefield*
Bulkhead: I'll let you have the honors of going first
Arcee: Thank you *aims gun at Billy*
Billy: Hey! Hold on! Wait! I don't wanna-
Arcee: *shoots*
Billy: *flies through the air* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *falls on ground* Oof! *groan*
Joe: *runs over to Dave* We need a medic!
*Medix appears*
Medix: I'm a medic! :D
Billy: AAAUUUUGGG! Get that thing away from me!
Frank: But your injury-
Billy: I feel better!
*Medix disappers again*
*Dave is closest to Arcee*
Vehicon storyteller: Deck her Dave!
Dave: I can't hit her...
John: Why not?
Dave: She's a girl. I can't hit a girl...
Arcee: *punches Dave hard on the face*
Dave: *holds face* Owwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Joe: Vehicons, transform and run for your lives!
All Vehicons: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *transform and zoom away*
Bulkhead: ...what...just happened?
Bumblebee: Beep boo boop beep boow
Day 1: Destination
Brad: So where are we going?
Tony: I dunno know. Joe?
Joe: How about that giant abandoned building that's in the middle of nowhere?
All other Vehicons: Okay
*All Vehicons take a left and go into building*
Joe: Vehicons; transform and observe our new hide out!
*all Vehicons transform*
Billy: This place ain't half bad
Tony: Ain't isn't a word
Billy: ={
Tony: Eep! O.O
Billy: *winds up for punch*
Tony: *hides behind Brad*
Brad: Hey. Wait. Don't-
Billy: *punches Brad*
Brad: Uggggg...why me? Why me?
Joe: Hey! I will have no fighting here! Now say sorry!
Billy: Do I have to?
Joe: Yes
Billy: :| sorry
Tony: Sorry you have no grammar
Billy: WHY YOU LITTLE- *begans to chase Tony*
Tony: Ah! *runs* You're being mean! Stop being mean! D:
Joe: ^
Vehicon storyteller: I like this place
Max: This place stinks :[
John: Quit being a sourpuss
Max: Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?
John: Quit being a sourpuss before I hit you
Max: I bet you hit like a sparkling
John: *gasps* D: You take that back!
Max: No :|
*John and Max begin wrestling*
Tony: *after Max finally cooled off about the grammar and began beating up John* Why is everybody fighting?
Vehicon storyteller: I dunno. Is it national argue day or something?
Frank: *mad because someone called him a nerd* They're all fighting because of you :(
Tony: Me?! Why?!
Frank: Because your annoying
Tony: *visor fills up with tears* I'm...annoying? *crys*
Vehicon storyteller: No! Tony is crying! *begins to cry too*
Joe: *sees chaos and sighs* this is going to be a long orbital cycle
Discord: *appears out of nowhere* This is all my work
Joe: The long orbital cycle?
Discord: What? No! I'm the bringer of chaos!
Joe: Who are you?
Discord: I just told you! I'm the bringer of chaos!
Joe: No. I mean your name (is bringer even a word?)
Discord: Oh. I'm Discord
Joe: What are you?
Discord: THE BRINGER OF CHAOS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO *BLEEP*ING TELL YOU?! D:
Joe: I mean what species or faction are you
Discord: Oh...that's a good question...hmmm...
Joe: Well go away. You're creeping me out
*Discord poofs*
Joe: Could this day get any weirder?
*suddenly Mary Poppins floats down on an umbrella*
Mary Poppins: Did someone order a nanny?
Joe: o.O?!
Day 1: Blueprints
*All Vehicons are wearing yellow hardhats and waiting for instructions from Joe who is holding blueprint*
Joe: *turning blueprint in all directions imaginable*How do humans figure out these things?!
Tony: We could try asking a human
*All Vehicons stare at him*
Tony: What?!
Billy: In case you haven't noticed, everytime a human sees us THEY RUN IN FEAR SCREAMING THEIR HEAD OFF!
Tony: Yeesh, no need to yell :/
Joe: Hey that's actually not a bad idea!
John: But who would we get to tell us, that wouldn't be scared?
Vehicon storyteller: We could ask that guy who gave us those hard hats. He wasn't scared. What was his name?
Frank: I think it was Spike
Brad: Yeah. And his girlfriend Carly was helping him
Joe: Okay then. Vehicons, RUN!
*All Vehicons start running to where they got the hardhats*
Frank: *huff huff* Wouldn't be easier if we *puff puff* transformed and drove?
Max: Why are you huffing and puffing? We don't breath! We don't even mouths!
Tony: Yes you had told us that earlier, Max, and ruined my dream of being a world famous trombone player :(
Frank: Well, I want to huff and puff and if you have problem with that, I'll blow your house in
Max: I don't have a house
Frank: ...I'll still blow it in
Joe: Enough with this piggy talk! Transform and go to the dude Spike!
*all Vehicons transform*
Brad: And his girlfriend Carly!
*Where Spike and Carly were handing out hardhats*
Spike: *showing Joe how to use blueprint* ...and that's how you do it!
Joe: Wow. This stuff is easy!
Tony: Why do they call it a "blue" print?
Carly: Oh, I don't know. Maybe because it's blue!
Tony: Nah
Carly: -_-
*Vehicons get ready to leave*
Spike: Hey wait! You guys are transformers, right?
Billy: Yeah
Spike: Are you Autobots or Decepticons?
*Vehicons begin to drive off*
Vehicon storyteller: We're ex-Decepticons! Bye! Thanks for the hardhats and blueprints! Be sure to watch where you're going and not fall in a hole full of scraplets!
*Vehicons drive away*
Spike: o.O? Ex-Decepticons? *begins to run after them* Hey, wait! Come back here! Hey!
Day 1: Renavation
*Vehicons working on old abandon building*
Dave: *wielding together something and making sparks shower down on the ground*
Tony: *dancing in sparks* Yay! Sparkles! ^_^
Billy: What are you doing?
Tony: Dancing in sparkles! ^_^
Billy: Why don't you look up?
Tony: *stops dancing and looks up* OoO! *sees buzzsaw* Oh my gosh! It's Knock out! AAAAAHHHHH! *runs around* HE'S GONNA KILL US WITH THE PIZZA CUTTER WITH SPIKES! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Dave: *stops wielding* Huh?
Tony: *throws rocks at Dave* GO AWAY, KNOCK OUT! WE DON'T NEED SURDGERY! GO!
Dave: *being pelted by rocks* Hey! -OW-What are you-OW- doing?! *Dave loses his balance and falls backwards*
Dave: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
John: *delivering box of bolts and looks up only to see Dave ready to fall on him* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
*Dave falls on John*
John: *from underneath John* Ugggghhh...*conks out*
Dave: Oh my achin' tailpipe!
Joe: Do you have that heavy package of lugnuts I ordered?
Vehicon storyteller: *struggling under weight* Right...here...sir!
Joe: Good, good! (:
Vehicon storyteller: Can I set this down now? It's really heavy
Joe: Of course. Anywhere will be fine
Vehicon storyteller: *drops package and lands on Joe's foot*
Joe: *holding foot* Ow my pede!
Vehicon storyteller: Oh no! I'm so sorry! Here, let me just *picks up heavy package* put this...somewhere...else *drops it on Joe's other foot*
Joe: Ow my not-so-good foot! Ow my bad foot! *jumps up and down from foot to foot* Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Vehicon storyteller: I think now is my time to make my escape...*runs away*
Max: *sees Joe jumping from foot to foot, sees Tony throwing rocks at Dave, sees Dave trying to defend himself, sees John trying to rub his sore metal, sees Vehicon storyteller running away, sees Billy rolling on the floor laughing* Why is everybody...dancing?
Day 1: Recharge
*after a long orbital cycle*
Billy: Ug. So...tired *falls over and is in recharge*
John: What a *yawn* wimp. He can't even stay up-*topples over and recharges*
Tony: I'm so excited! I could stay up all night!
Vehicon storyteller: *pats Tony on the back* Yeah. That's *yawn* nice *falls into recharge while standing up*
Tony: Why is everyone falling into recharge? It's too early!
John: It's 22:56 Tony! *lies on floor and falls into recharge*
Tony: But I thought there was only 12 o' clock! I didn't know it went higher! Oh, Knock out was such a liar! :(
Max: He means military time. It's 10:56! Hello!
Tony: Hi! ^_^
Max: ^ *falls into recharge while facepalming*
Joe: *yawn* It has been a hard day for *yawn* all of us. I give you all permission to *yawn* go into recharge
*All remaining Vehicons except Tony fall into recharge*
Tony: *sits on the ground and pouts* But I'm not tired!
*gets snores in response*
Tony: *shrugs* *falls over* *goes into recharge*
End of day 1
Wheeliefan101: So whatcha guys think? Oh, btw, ^ means facepalm (or should I say faceclaw? Teehee! ^_^)
Mark: It's not that funny
Wheeliefan101: Oh yeah. And meet my pal, Mark! He was the first transformer I bought with my own money (and he is a Vehicon so I haven't bought that many as you can see ^_^). Anyway, I'm not going to put Mark into this chaos (yet)
Mark: What do you mean "yet"?
Wheeliefan101: Isn't yet the Russian word for No?
Mark: I don't know. Is it?
Wheeliefan101: I don't know either ^_^ I just based it off Jungle Jam and what my brother said!
Mark: ~._^.?
Wheeliefan101: Well say goodbye Chiko!
Mark: Who's Chiko?
Wheeliefan101: My pet scraplet!
Mark: SCRAPLET?!
Wheeliefan101: Don't worry I have him on a chain!
Chiko: *lunges at Mark* Grrrrr *gets restrained by chain* grrrrrrr *gnaws chain in half* grrrr *goes after Mark*
Mark: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *runs away from Scraplet*
Chiko: *chases Mark with razor sharp teeth* grrrrr
Wheeliefan101: *holds up chewed-through chain* hmmmm...maybe I shouldn't have used a METAL chain...