Emmett POV

"YES!" I screamed, holding a piece of paper in the air.

Oh my Carlisle! I can't believe this. It's so fu- I mean amazing!

"Emmett what is it this time?" Alice ask as she stood behind me.

"Ah!" I yelled. "Creepy little stalker pixie."

She scared the freakin death out of me! Well, if that was possible of coarse.

"Emmett!" Jasper growled, wrapping his arms protectively around his wife.

I snap my fingers, something that always annoyed Jasper. "Feisty!"

"What did you do now?" Rose question.

Edward hiss. "You didn't!"

"Did what Eddie boy?" I chuckled.

"Give me that paper!"

"Oh this one?" I held it up. "Sorry but uh no."

I grin wickedly. Hehe.. wait until they see what I did!

Edward tried to grab it, but I was too fast for him. Ha! Come and get me now Eddie boy!

"Well, if anyone was wondering I decided to sign us up for a game." I replied to their questions. "But I must not tell what type of game because Carlisle will surely rip my head off."

"Emmett Cullen!" Edward yelp.

He finally ran up to me and rip the paper out of my hand.

"Hey!" I shouted. "That's private property, I should call the police."

"Whatever." Eddie boy mumbled.

He took a minute to scan all over the paper. His face, if it was possible, would be red from anger. He was already griping the paper tightly, almost shredding it.

"Edward?" Bella set a hand on his shoulder.

"I'm going to kill him."

I better start running..

Carlisle POV

*BANG*

Esme head instantly pop up. "What was that?"

"Probably just children." I mumbled.

"Should we go down there to look?"

"Later." I murmured and place a soft gentle kiss on her lips.

Esme let out her musical laughter that I find so adorable. I just completed a full day of work and now I sit in my office with my wife on my lap as we try to have a little peace and quiet before returning down to the children.

I moved from Esme lips down to her neck, nipping at it slowly while she let out a soft moan. I moved down to her chest which made my wife gently grab my blonde locks, keeping me close to her as if she was begging me not to stop. This women will be the death of me..

*BOOM!*

Esme pulled away just as I was about to unzip her dress off.

"I think we should go check it out."

"Ok, fine." I groan.

She giggled and hop off my lap. Taking her hand and placing one more gentle kiss on her lips, we headed downstairs to see what the kids were up to now.

We were horrified once we enter the living room, however not surprise. Edward landed himself on top of Emmett as he had both hands tightly on his neck. Both boys were growling and hissing at each other like wild animals. They tumble around the living before breaking one of Esme favorite vases I bought her when visiting China on one of our quick get aways.

Anger filled my voice. "What the bloody hell is going on?!"

Both of the boys stop, making contact at us before slowly getting off of each other and fixing themselves. They look down in shame.

Esme shriek. "My vase! You broke my vase!"

"The most expensive vase we have too." Alice added.

I glance over at my wife, seeing the sadness in her eyes. That vase meant a lot to her, it came from me and she always valued anything I bought her even a dozen roses was like giving her a diamond ring.

"We're sorry mom." Edward apologise.

Emmett glance up a bit. "We didn't mean to break the vase?"

"Why were you two fighting?" Esme eyes soften just a tad. "What is going on here?"

Edward exhale a breath in before going over to Alice and taking a piece of paper out of her hands. He came over to me and then proceeded to hand the piece of paper over. I look at him before reading it, not wanting to believe one word of it.

"WHO DID THIS?" I roared, losing my cool.

Esme POV

I glance at my husband in shock as he held my hand tighter in his. I've never heard Carlisle yell like that before and I defiantly never saw him ever lose his cool with the children before.

"Carlisle?" I ask. "What's wrong?"

He rub his forehead before turning to me, sighing. Carlisle kiss my forehead then my cheeks and handed the paper to me as he shook his head.

Dear Dr. and Mrs. Cullen,

We would like to inform you that you have been pick to be on Life Time new hit show "Wife Swap". Mrs. Cullen will be sent to Colorado tomorrow at 7:30 a.m. to switch lives for a week with the Miller family. Hope to see you soon, don't forget your suitcase!

Sincerely,

Wife Swap producers

I had to read the letter twice until it finally seek in. Wife Swap? I'm going to have to go on Wife Swap now?!

I look at my family as they stared at me, waiting.

"I guess I better start packing."

"Your going!" Rosalie screech.

"She going!" Emmett fist pump in the air. "YES!"

Edward was speechless. "You can't be serious!"

"There's nothing I can do about it now" I told them. "They're coming tomorrow to pick me up."

"Esme I am not putting you in any kind of danger." Carlisle firmly said.

I press my forehead against his, knowing how hard this was for him. Not only could this expose our family secret, however Carlisle and I haven't been separated for more than 24 hours in the last 90 years in our marriage. Even when he at work, I get constant messages from him until we are reunited and our hearts are together. Two weeks would be too hard.

I rub his arms, hoping to calm him down.

"I'll be fine." I insured him.

"Esme no!" Carlisle said again.

"Carlisle." I said. "My thirst is under control and I promise to keep our secret hidden."

"Esme I said no!" Carlisle was being stubborn now. "I cannot risk having something happen to you!"

I rolled my eyes. "I'll be fine."

Carlisle could be over protective sometimes..

I got up on my tippy toes and place another, more forceful, kiss on his lips as Emmett scream "PDA" out.

"I love you." I whisper quietly. "Please trust me on this, I can do it.."

Carlisle sighed. "Fine."

I smiled and hug him tightly, I wasn't really looking forward to this but I was willing to give it a try for my family.

"Well!" Alice grinned cheerfully. "Let's start packing!"