Hey, everyone! I know it's been a while, and I'm sorry! I'm going to try to write another chapter for Pokémon High School tonight, well, I'll at least try. For now, I want to introduce you all to this new story! I wrote this a long time ago, and I just thought I'd take a crack at it! I hope you enjoy the first chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon, or Harry Potter, or any of its characters. If I did I would be filthy rich, don't you think?

Chapter one: Meet the cast

Gilderoy Lockhart: (Ryan Cycrest): Now, it's time for American Idol 2009! With your host, the one and only… ME, Gilderoy Lockhart! *Smiles while girls go crazy in audience, one actually faints*

Green (Paula): Damn it, YEAH! *bangs hands on table*

Blue (Simon): *Reluctantly gets off cell phone* *sarcastically* Oh, goody goody gumdrops. You do not know how excited I am to be here right now. Yippee.

Red (Randy) Bunnies are cute!

Blue: Ok… Red? Where the hell did you get THAT from?!

Red: That's not of your business.

*A TV screen pops up and shows Red watching and ENJOYING the Teletubbies*

Red: He he he…

Everyone: …

Red: I can explain.

Green: *To Gilderoy* I know they needed a host and all, but why did they pick YOU?

Gilderoy: Well… they needed a super charming guy to play the host, and I obviously fit the bill. *Tries to flick hair like Drew*

Blue: *Pukes in bucket*

Green: Oh, give me a break. May's little brother Max could have done a better hair flip than that.

Gilderoy: At least I'M not the one with the split ends.

Green: I DO NOT have split ends!

Gilderoy: Talk to the hand, girl!

Green: Why you little… I'll show you some hands! Actually, better than hands, fists! *puts up fists*

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AFTER TEN MINUTES OF GREEN BEATING UP GILDEROY SO BADLY THAT THE SECURITY HAD TO HOLD HER BACK…

Red: Besides Green, why does every girl like him?

Tracey: Oh. My. God. It's Gilderoy Lockhart! You don't know how long I've waited to meet you! And here we are, face to face! Will you PLEASE sign my sketch? *Sketch shows a heart that says, "T&G Forever".

Gilderoy: Go away. Can't you see I'm in the middle of hosting a show, here?!

Tracey: What? Uh, no, you don't understand. I'm like your H-U-G-E-S-T fan! I have like ten posters of you on every single wall in my room!

Gilderoy: I know that I have a lot of admirers, but you can't just barge into the show and-

Tracey: Wait! I need to call my mom and tell her that I'm meeting GILDEROY LOCKHART!

Gilderoy: LOOK, KID, HOW ABOUT YOU GET OUT OF MY F**KING FACE BEFORE I ERASE YOUR BLOODY MEMORY!

Tracey: *Tears in eyes* I- I had FAITH in you! *runs away crying*

Gilderoy: *mutters* Glad that THAT's over with. Never had a fan boy before…

Red: *Laughing hysterically* I guess not only GIRLS like him!

Blue: I feel bad for Misty. People pairing her up with THIS maniac!

Green: This is boring. Can I go home now?