Author's note: I don't own Lizzie, blah, blah, blah, you know the old phrase.

At school.

Lizzie: Ooo look, it's the new student Mork Claybe.

Miranda: What kind of a name is Mork?

Gordo: Is he from some foreign country?

Lizzie: Yeah, Ohio.

Miranda: That explains everything.

Lizzie: He's coming this way. How's my hair?

Miranda: You like him?

Lizzie: Yeah, he's cute.

Miranda: (sees Mork) Oh my god! He's so dreamy. I can see why you like him Lizzie.

Gordo: What's the big deal he's just some new guy and what kind of a name is Mork anyways?????

Mork: I heard that!

Lizzie: Nice one Gordo!

Lizzie: Sorry please excuse my friend he can be rude sometimes. Hi my name is Lizzie.

Mork: Ya it's ok babe where I'm from Gordo means fat boy so I'm not that offended.

Miranda: I knew that

Gordo: What?? You knew my name meant fat boy all this time and didn't say anything? How long did you plan on hiding this from me?

Miranda: Until we got to high school and you took Spanish.

(Mork leaves.)

Gordo: I don't think he likes me.

Lizzie: Do you think he likes me?

Miranda: Of course he does. Who wouldn't like you Lizzie, guys think you're so hot, except for Ethan Craft but he's kind of slow. Plus he's going to be a geek in high school, he's going to play water polo. What a loser! Hahahahahahahahah!

(the bell rings, every one leaves)