Your name is Meenah Peixes and you are in denial. You absolutely refuse to come to terms with the fact that you're hopelessly in love with him. He's a scumbag, a player, and just an all around asshole. Really, you should feel black for him, but you just can't. He's just an idiot and he's so pathetic and you love him with all of your heart.

You're absolutely in love with Cronus Ampora.

You honestly can't believe this. He's a total douchefin, but he's handsome, and he's really cute when he's flustered, and-

No, Meenah, you can't keep thinking of him like that.

It's dumb, you know that he's just going to use you once you've pailed.

Yet, you still can't let him go.

It's been a human month since you've discovered your feelings for him, and you've come to terms with it. Hey, the worst thing he could do is say no, so you might as well fess up. Yet, it takes you almost on hour to start trolling him. It takes you an hour of staring at his user name to get a little bit of confidence. It takes you an hour to stop being a pathetic little wader.

You know he has a crush on you, but you know for a fact that he likes Latula too. Thank god she's taken, or you'd have no chance whatsoever. She's always been at least a little nice to him when he wasn't around Mituna, so she has that over you. You're pretty damn sure that she'd never leave Captor for him, though. They've been together for as long as you can remember, and that skater would never even think of abandoning the broken little pissblood. You have mixed feelings about him. One second he throws all of the slurs he can think of at you, and the next he's repeating his apologies like a broken record player. You wish he'd have never sacrificed his brain in the first place.

Wait, what were you doing again? Oh yeah, you were gonna spill everything to Ampora. You were so busy thinking about your other friends, that you completely zoned out. Nevermind that now, you have a job to do! After a few more seconds of debating whether or not you should do it, you click on his trollian handle. There's no backing out of this now, Peixes.

–- cutlassCuller [CC] began trolling coolcatAquarium [CA] –

CC: yo douchefin

CC: i got somefin to say to you

CA: wvell wvell, i thought you said you wveren't gonna talk to me after last time?

CC: yeah yeah waterever

CC: just be fuckin searious for a sec cro

CA: alright, alright.

CA: so wvhat's going on, kitten?

Kitten. You hate that nickname so much. Not because it bothers you, like it used to, it's just because he calls every other girl that too. Sickening.

CC: aight so dont you dare fuckin laugh at me or anyfin ocray

CC: i just wanna say

You don't respond for about a minute or two. You can't. You're too weak, you're too fucking scared even though you know he's so desperate that he'll say yes. But that's it, isn't it? You know he'll say yes if he really liked you or not, you know he just wants a lay. The whole thing is fucked up in your opinion, but you can't really go back now, can you?

CA: come on babe, you cant just leavwe me wvith a cliffhanger like that.

Babe. Somehow that makes you regret everything even more. You think that you're turning black for him, but you know you can't. You just want to cuddle this stupid, misogynistic asshole for as long as possible. What the fuck is wrong with you?

CA: come on girl, im not gonna leavwe until you spill

I fucking can't, you want to tell him. I love you, and I can't even tell you that because I know you'll just use me then dumb me out on the curb like a bag of trash. Love is a powerful thing, and it can definitely make even the toughest heiress crumble under it's fist.

CA: fine, wvhatevwer. Bother me wvhen you actually wvanna tell me.

CC: cro wait

CC: i actually got somefin to say aight

Oh no, here's the moment that you've been dreading. Don't mess this up, alright?

CC: i know this is shella dumb and you prawnbubbly wont believe me but

CC: i love you ocray

CC: i love you so fuckin much and i dont evfin know why

CC: its horribubble 3B(

Why the hell did you say that? You fucked up, you really fucked up. You quickly log of before he can respond, and shut your laptop. You then retreat to your 'coon and try to forget what just went down. To your surprise, it actually works, and you drift off into a dreamless sleep, as always. Hopefully, he'll forget about it too, and you'll never have to mention it again.