Ah, first chapter finally finished! Hope to get the next one up soon, seeing as I have all this time on my hands. Anyway, I hope you enjoy some HongIce. The story might also feature some Spamono and other pairings later on :D

Disclaimer: I do not own the awesomeness that is Hetalia.


"Hong Kong! Come down here, your cousins are here for lunch aru!" China called from downstairs, his voice ringing through the whole house. He could hear sound of the front door closing and footsteps trailing through his house. Even though Hong kong wasn't living with China anymore, he still let himself into Hong kong's house without giving it a second thought. It was proving to become one hell of a neusence.

Hong Kong was upstairs laying on his bed with his boyfriend, Iceland. They had been dateing for a while now, ever since a certain Halloween party that America hosted a while back. In the end, the party had turned out to be a really good night.

Let's not go into that right now, shall we?

So the two of them were laying there, kissing, without a care in the world. After a few short minutes passed, Iceland pulled away, shifting himself so that he was sitting on top of Hong Kong, straddiling him and staring at him with his icey (haha, get it?) gaze. "You should go down and greet your cousins. You don't want to be rude do you?" Even as Iceland said this, he made no movement to let Hong Kong get up.

"Yeah... I guess I should..." Hong kong said, smirking as he pulled Iceland closer so that their lips met once more. He tangled his hand in Iceland soft, silvery hair, pulling into a deeper kiss. Much to Hong kong's delight, Iceland responded with a soft moan.

"HONG KONG ARU! Don't make me come up there! If I do and your door is closed, you will never see a panda again in your life!" China hollered from the base of the stairs. It wasn't as if China didn't like Hong kong dating Iceland, it's just that he had a hard time coming to terms with the fact that his 'little brother' was an adult. Unsurprisingly, Iceland had the exact same problem with his borther, Norway.

With a sigh, Iceland pulled away. He knew that things got serious at the mention of pandas. This was a regular occurance for the young couple. Whenever they got a moment away from their bosses and jobs and got a chance spend time together, they were usually interrupted by their families. Iceland couldn't count all the times Denmark had interrupted their blissfull moments of peace and quiet, or the times when South Korea had come out af no where and requested they played video games together. The video games, however, weren't that bad. Iceland was getting better and better at Mario Kart...

"I better go down there, or that crazy old man will, like, chuck a fit." Hong kong said, loud enough for China to hear. He got off the bed and re-arranged his clothing before heading out the bedroom door. Hong kong held out his hand towards Iceland, who took it and laced his gloved fingers with his. Iceland chuckled and followed his boyfriend downstairs to where China was imaptiently waiting with his hands on his slender hips and his right foot tapping on the ground. He was standing with Taiwan and Macau.

"I am not an old man, aru." China said as his way of greeting the two of them, shooting scowls between them.

"Of course not." Said Hong kong with a roll of his large brown eyes.

Suddenly, South Korea came from around the corner and glomped Hong kong. "DAAA-ZEEE! If it isn't my favourite cousin! How are ya Hongie?" He said, hugging Hong kong a little too tightly. Iceland noticed this and tried to tell him to get off to no avail.

"HEY! Stop it before you kill the poor guy you idiot!" Taiwan said, pulling Korea off Hong kong by his curl.

"Oooww..." Korea whined, rubbing his head where Taiwan had pulled. "Heh, sorry about that da-ze. Anyway, hey Ice!" He said, turning to face Iceland who was helping his boyfriend to catch his breath and affecitianatly ruffled his hair.

Iceland could tolerate South Korea to some extent, usually out of politness. He reminded Iceland way to much of Denmark. Iceland made a mental note that the two should never meet. The end result would be catastrophic to say the least...

"Anyway, it's good to see you Iceland." Taiwan said, smiling politley at the nordic island. "Have you met Macau before?" She gestured to the quiet man standing besides China, watching with an amused expression. He was around the same height as Hong kong, if not taller. He wore glasses and had short dark hair, neatly parted to one side.

"Iceland, this is Macau. Macau, this is Iceland." Hong kong, finally regaining the ability to breathe, quickley introduced them to each other.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Iceland, I've heard so much about you." Macau said, bowing slightly and out streaching his hand for Iceland to shake.

"Likewise." Iceland took his hand and shook it firmly and smiled. He didn't mind Macau, he seemed much more mature and good mannered than Hong kong's other family members...

"Are you staying for lunch?" Hong kong asked, snaking his arm around Iceland's waist, who was blushing a scarlet red in the process. Hong kong made sure that he never left South Korea alone with Iceland. Or with anyone else for that matter. Everyone was well aware of Korea's 'groping' habbit.

"I would love to but Norway wants me home for lunch... for once." Iceland turned to give Hong kong a quick peck on the cheek before turning to leave. Hong kong put his arms around Iceland's waist, pulling him into a tight embrace. He brang one finger under Icelands chin, tiliting his head upwards. Hong kong bent down and cool lips met feverish ones.

"I'll see you next week at the meeting in America, yeah?" Hong kong said, pulling away from Iceland, who once again was blushing. Hong kong loved it when Iceland blushed, he found it absolutly adorable. He also loved the fact that he was the only one who made Iceland blush like that.

"O-of course." Iceland said. He said his goodbyes to the other nations and left.

"Taiwan, Macau, can you please help me with lunch, aru?" China called from the kitchen, poking he head around the corner. His face was completly covered in flour, aswell as his red clothes. Taiwan and Macau nodded and joined China in the kitchen.

"Can I help too da-ze?" South Korea asked with a hopefull expression.

"No aru."

"Whhhhhhhy?"

"Weren't you going to talk to Hong kong about somthing aru?"

"Oh yeah! I almost forget da-ze."

China rolled his eyes and popped back into the kitchen and continued to prepare the food.

"Almost forgot what?" Hong kong asked curiosly. He mentally prepared himself for whatever crazy-ness that his maniac cousin was going to do. South Korea turned around and faced Hong kong with a wide, almost creepy smile.

"Well, I believe it's time that we had a talk." Korea was mysteriosly serious for once, which was really weird and honestly, it freaked Hong kong out.

Expecting the worse and/or groping, Hong kong hesitantly replied. "Talk about what?" He said, crossing his arms over his chest.

"It's come to my attention that you're dateing Iceland and-"

"We've been together for like, two years. Why are you doing this now?"

"-It's time I gave you a few tips and advice da-ze!" Korea finished, beaming at Hong kong.

"Advice... from you. Yeah, right. This won't backfire at all." Hong kong said, his voice dripping with sarcasam. 'What did I do to deserve this?' he sighed to himself. There was no way to get out of this conversation now. 'Maybe he'll say somthing usefull...'

Korea motioned for Hong kong to sit down on the four seater sofa that was placed in the middle of the room.

"Would you like a glass of water?" Korea suddenly had a glass of water in his hand and was offering it to Hong kong.

"Uh, yeah, sure... thanks... even though it is my house..." Where the hell had that glass of water even come from? Hong kong wasn't really sure what was going on.

Now seated, Korea turned to Hong kong who was tenitivly sipping on his drink. Korea was thoughtful for a moment, thinking of what he could say.

"So... who tops?" Korea said finally, with a dangerously serious expression. Hong kong choked on his drink before spitting it out.

"... What!" Hong kong asked, wiping his mouth.

"You do use protection, don't you?" Korea went on, ignoring Hong kong's glares. Hong kong was just about ready to die from embarresment from Korea's rather personal questions.

"That is so none of your business! I'm leaving this conversation." Hong kong got up to leave but before he could, Korea grabbed the sleeve of his shirt and yanked him down back into his seat.

"Where do you think your going? I'm not done da-ze!" He whined, looking pleadingly up at Hong kong.

"Fine. I'll stay, as long as you'll stop being an idiot." Hong kong sat down in a huff and crossed his slender arms over his chest.

"Good, da-ze. Now... what was I saying?" The South Korean tilted his head to the side in thought.

"You were going to give me advice or somthing like that." Hong kong didn't sound very confident or convinced at the thought of his wild cousin giving him any sort of dating advice.

"Right! So, when was the last time you did somthing spontaneous?"

The question caught Hong kong off guard. Not only was he surprised at the notion of Korea using such a large word, Hong kong could not remember that last time he ever did somthing spontaneous. Sure, he was an avid user of fire-cracker and other pyrotecnic devices but that was normal for him.

"Spontaneous?" Hong kong asked, confused.

"Yeah! Y'know, doing something that you want to on a whim, without giving a thought about the consequences." Korea said, like it was the most common thing in the world. Well, for him it was.

Once again Hong kong was taken aback. "Well.. actually-"

"Lunch is ready, aru!" Hong kong was cut off by China who appeared at the doorway with Taiwan and Macau, with plates of food in hand.

"Sweet, let's eat!" South Korea jumped up from the couch, easily distracted by the food. Hong kong stood up slowly and followed him to the table. Korea's words echoed through his head. Spontaneous... What if I was more spontaneous? Hong kong quickly shook the thought from his head, the thought of doing domthing without any concern for concequences was utterly ridiclous. But then again...

What if?

To be continued~