The duo…and Aaron…
Disclaimer: I don't own Diablo blizzard ones… yada yada yada… you know if it wasn't for all of those brain dead people out there who don't have a life and are constantly trying to sue people for know good reason or because of your stupidity I have something to say to you, GET A LIFE!!!!! You can't go around suing people because you spilled hot coffee on your self of you were too busy looking at a passing seagull to see the sigh that says 'caution wet surface' … wow … that felt good! … Oop… sorry… to the fic!
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Chapter One: The beginning of the end…
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't!"
"YES IT IS!!"
"Your damn sword is no envenomed!!!" Damien yelled angrily "the tag says it is a fricken 'sword of flame'!!'
"…Its still envenomed" Aaron said in reply
"UGH!" Damien said in frustration
"Come on!" Jarrod said, "Lets just kill all the demons and monster things in the den of evil"
"That's what I've been saying!" Damien said
As they started walking again Aaron picked up a rock and looked at it blankly before saying, "This rock is enven—ouch ouch ouch ouch…" Aaron stuttered as Damien removed his foot from Aaron's kneecap.
"Don't," Damien simply stated as he turned and began to walk again.
"Ok ok" Aaron said as he dropped the rock.
"Heh heh, that's funny" Jarrod said as he watched
"Look" Aaron said as he pointer to a zombie "it's a walking dead thing…"
"Zombie" Damien said as he slapped the back of Aaron's head
"Ouch!"
"Let's get it" Jarrod yelled as he lunged at the undead abomination. The paladin swung and removed the torso from the legs.
"Ooooo, Gold" said Jarrod as he crouched down and began counting it.
"Look out!" Damien Yelled as the Barbarian lunged at the zombie bearing down on the paladin, removing the foul creature's head with one swipe of his hatchet.
"Thanks" Jarrod said as he handed half the gold to Damien.
"HELP!!!" cried Aaron from behind as two zombies cornered him and as a quill rat filled him full of led… well actually quills, but lead sounds better…
"I got the two zombies," Damien said as he reached them and vigorously hacked at them.
"I got the quill rat," Jarrod said as he attached the quill rat.
When they finally killed the new enemies they walked casually over to Aaron's side and say that they were too late to save him
"Oh darn" Damien said, "I am going to miss him…"
"Yeh… like hernia!" Jarrod finished his sentence for him.
"Yup, that's for sure" Damien said as they walked back to Rogue encampment.
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Author's Note: I wrote this because this is acctualy how a kid at my school acts… pretty sad… any ways if you want to reed more R&R… that's read and review… not rest and relax… but I guess that you could do both… any ways I will write more if youse guys like it.