A/N I probably shouldn't be writing a new story when I haven't finished any of my other ones but... Eh. Inspiration was calling to me and stuff XD
Allen set down his freshly bought bag of groceries containing a particularly delectable item. Frozen waffles. Hey don't judge, this is a college diet. His two best friends Lenalee and Kanda, 'persuaded' the headmaster (a.k.a Lenalee's brother) into allowing him to have a room mate in order to help pay the rent.,,,,seeing as all of Allen's funds were in custody of Marshall Cross, his foster father.
The white haired boy scowled as he unpacked the groceries. His childhood had been a living hell because of that man. Honestly, the drunken bastard would sell his very soul for some booze and women. When Allen was done unpacking, he made his way to the living room and sat down on the couch, pulling out his phone to text his friends.
Allen: Guys I'm finally moved in~
Not too long later a response from Lenalee popped up on the screen.
Lenalee: That's great Allen, can't wait to visit! :D
A smile graced Allen's face at the thought of Lenalee coming over. The girl hardly ever got out of her comfort zone due to her overprotective older brother. The only time she ever did let loose was around Kanda...
Allen grimaced when he thought of Kanda. He was rude, ill tempered, and acted like an ass most of the time, but he was good looking so I guess that makes it okay? Apparently all it takes is a pretty face nowadays because girls were falling at the jerk's feet left and right, not that he gives a damn. He decided he'd text Kanda as well, seeing as Allen's new room mate was an old friend of the Jap.
Allen: Hey BaKanda, when did you say your friend would be moving in?
Kanda: Calm your tits Moyashi, the damn rabbit will be there soon.
Allen: Damn rabbit? Am I rooming with your pet?
Kanda: You've escalated to new levels of stupidity.
Allen snickered at Kanda's response, imagining that ever-present scowl that usually graced his features. He sat there texting his friends for a while before the chiming of the doorbell stirred him from his place on the couch.
"Coming!" He called as he walked briskly to the door. Despite the answer that Allen gave, the doorbell rang obnoxiously several more times before he actually reached the door and ripped it open irritably.
Before he could even utter a greeting, the person pushed pass Allen at the door and entered the house.
"Hey!-" He shouted indignantly as he was completely bypassed before turning to face the person. Allen took a good look at the intrusive visitor. He was tall with an eyepatch and startlingly red hair which was held up by a green bandanna, wearing a fitted black shirt, tight skinny jeans and an orange scarf. If he didn't have that cocky grin plastered on his face he would've probably been just Allen's type. Oh, did I mention he was gay? Must've slipped my mind :3
"What the-?" Allen started, his eyes widening in disbelief as the red-haired male looked around and then lounged lazily on the couch.
"Can I help you?" Allen asked in an annoyed manner, figuring he should start out polite before he jumped to any conclusions.
"Um... Hellooo, I'm here to be roommates with some guy named Alwin or something" He summed up, shooting a lopsided grin at Allen.
"It's Allen, and I'd rather hit on Lenalee and get skinned alive by Komui than live with you." He snapped.
"Oh hey, you're British aren't you? Nice accent~ Also, I didn't wanna room with you anyway!"
"Oh really, then I suppose those suitcases over there came on their own."
"Hey, I didn't-"
Just then Kanda entered through the front door, which was left open by a certain white-haired male.
"Moyashi I graciously set you up with the rabbit over there out of the goodness of my heart, so then why the hell do I walk in and hear you two screaming at each other from down the hall?"
Allen's head snapped in Kanda's direction so quick he almost got whiplash.
"Out of the goodness of your heart you set me up with a metrosexual hipster?"
An indignant 'HEY!' came from the red-haired male.
"You're no sexy beast yourself, Brit!" He replied sharply, earning a glare from Allen.
"You can fight all you want, you're stuck with each other now so you might as well make nice." Kanda explained rather boredly as he turned to leave.
"W-What? Kanda!" The door slammed shut in his face and Allen sighed irritably. He was right, he couldn't go tell Komui he didn't want a roommate now after he begged him for one in the first place.
He sighed again and walked over to the red-head, offering a hand for him to shake. Said red-head got up and took his hand with a smug smile.
"Allen Walker."
"Lavi Bookman."
Allen nodded, slipping on his coat and walking to the door. Lavi stared at him curiously from the couch.
"Where ya' going beansprout?"
Allen shot a glare at the red-head for the nickname, but let it go nonetheless.
"To work. And just cause I'm nice, there are groceries in the fridge. Help yourself."
Lavi's eyes widened and a smile lit up his face. "Really? You rock~" He jumped off the couch and sprinted to the fridge, a grin on his face the whole time.
"EXCEPT-" Lavi's smile faltered when he heard the cold tone of Allen's voice. "The frozen waffles." With that Allen left, his warning still hanging in the air.
When Allen went through the door, Lavi shrugged and opened the fridge, eyeing the precious chocolate chip waffles with a gleam in his eye. Who could resist the waffle-ey goodness? He reached into the freezer gingerly, picking the box up with both hands.
"Don't you fucking touch my waffles Lavi Bookman."
Lavi let out an un-manly shriek when Allen's voice suddenly filled his ears, effectively making him drop the Godforsaken waffles on the cold hard ground. His head turned warily in Allen's direction and he was brought face to face with an icy glare. Lavi sighed and pouted, crossing his arms at the younger boy before bending down to pick them up. Allen's glare sharpened as he exited the apartment, leaving the dumbfounded red-head clutching a box of frozen waffles as he tried to stuff it back into the freezer.
A/N hahah, I'm sorry this is so bad. I just HAD to ok? XD