Housebroken.
That's what the Olympians were now.
You wondering how the great gods got kicked out of the Empire State? It went something like this:
"SHOOOTTTTTTTS!" A drunk Dionysus yelled as he threw magic grape vines around, a great deal killing mortals from below. Zeus looked at him dotingly. "Drink responsibly," he said, as he went to open the door for some nymphs. Everybody was having a good time but Athena, who sat in a corner chanting, "not wise, not wise," like a mantra, and Hephaestus let off fireworks between sips of Chablis so, like, long story short, the gods were wasted.
You know what wasted gods cause?
Eviction.
Yup, so Hephaestus caused this explosion that the mortals described as "Part Two of 9/11", and that explosion caused lots of fires and a quasi earthquake. Hermes came in a UPS truck and handed Zeus the mail, and in the mail was a 60-minute eviction notice. So the Great Wasted Gods of Olympus packed up, went into the UPS truck, and went to a mortal soup kitchen.
Joy.
