I only own Risionis.
Risionis POV:
I dashed around the corner and ducked down an alleyway. I hid behind a really smelly dumpster. The Bat dropped down into the alley and walked over to the wall near my hiding spot.
"So, are you going to come out on your own or do I have to get you myself?"He asked me, looking towards my dumpster.
"You are going to have to catch me first," I said, standing up and running down the alley, away from the Bat.
Just as I reached the other end, I skidded to a halt as the Boy Blunter dropped from his perch above me. He landed in front of me and I tried to dodge him and went to the right. The brat followed me and I changed directions and lunged left. The only problem was that the Bat also went left. He grabbed me from behind and lifted me up into the air. The Boy Blunder pulled out a pair of bird cuffs.
"Hold still, girl," the brat snapped as he tried to place the cuffs on my hands.
"NO!" I screamed into his ear. I reached out and grabbed his…well you know what. He yelped and leapt back away from the Bat and me. I bit the Bat on the arm and ran away when he release me from pain. I ran towards the warehouse district and vanished into the night.
Batman's POV:
The black-haired girl dashed off as I walked over to Robin. The poor kid, he had his manly parts mangled by the girl. I crouched down next to his shaking body.
"We need to wear cups when we go on patrol, Batman," he whimpered into my ear, while rubbing his ear and another sensitive part of his body.
"I'll see if I can get Lucius to make something for us," I told him as I helped him up. I radioed the Batmobile and walked him over to it when it showed up. I drove us back to the Batcave and asked Robin about school and girls. He kept blushing when I mentioned the girls. I pulled into the Batcave and we got changed and went to bed.
Risionis POV:
I walked into my father's hideout and watched him as he talked to Harvey Quinn, his girlfriend. I walked over to them and handed my father the money that I had stolen from the nearby convenience store. He grinned.
"Good job, Risionis, very good job. Yes, you have learned much from your training with Ra al Ghul," He said with glee.
I went to my room and decided to collapse on my bed instead of showering.
The next morning, I jumped into the shower and then got dressed. I hurried outside and went down to dinner at the end of the street. I usually went there for breakfast and I liked the place so much that I never robbed it. I also made sure that no one else did. The waitresses all knew me by name. I walked in and sat down in my reserved seat at the bar. Lucy, my favorite waitress, came over and gave my daily breakfast of waffles and bacon with syrup and milk to drink.
After about a half-hour, the Waynes walked in. They came here nearly as often as I did so I had met them before. Most small businesses would call the press and ask for autographies, but Rosi's Dinner didn't. Money didn't carry weight at Rosi's and if it did, no one would care. Everyone who went to Rosi's was like family, even if it was the first time you had been there.
The Waynes sat in a booth in the back away from the windows in case the press showed up. The whole crew was there this time. Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Bruce. The Playboys of Gotham. The single, rich boys of society. They started talking (read: flirting) with Lucy and eventually ordered. I finished my breakfast and waved at them, then left. I walked back to the Joker's hideout and took a nap.
That night the entire Bat crew was out and after me. I had just robbed the Gotham National Bank and was heading towards the warehouse district so I could lose them. Nightwing leaped at me and I dodged to the right. Red Robin jumped in front of me and I soared over him with a high toe-touch. I landed nimbly and dashed across the street. The Boy Blunter came flying at me with his fist cocked back. I guess he was still mad about last night. I grabbed his fist and threw him into the Red Hood. They crashed into the ground and I kept going. The Bat launched a Batarang at me and I snatched it out of the air. I twirled the stolen Batarang and launched it back at him. He leapt to the side and charged me as the others Bats did the same. I jumped up at the last moment and grabbed a metal bar above me as the Bat-family crashed into one another. I swung myself up and climb up the wall face while the Bats were getting up.
They had started looking around for me by the time I reached the roof of the building. I decided not to stick around any longer. I had to get the money to Father.
This is my first Batman story. Please tell me if you hate it or love it. Please R&R.
-snyderk161