(A/N Won't be this fun. Here's the Ruined Dragon's/Lord of Lightning's story.)

"Take this, plumber boy!" Bowser yelled. The Ruined Dragon let out a stream of lightning onto the Odyssey, throwing them down to on top one of the ruined buildings of the Ruined Kingdom.

"I can see why he called plumber boy a dragon killer," the Ruined Dragon growled. Something landed on his head. The did the move when Mario just ground-pounded his head. The human then toppled onto the ground. The human groaned before looking at the Ruined Dragon.

"H-H-Hello..." the human stuttered.

"Who are you?" the Lord of Lightning growled.

"M-My name i-is N," the human replied. "But aren't you... I pokemon?"

"Pokemon? What are those creatures?" the Ruined Dragon scoffed.

"Fine then! Come on out, Reshiram!" N yelled. A black and yellow ball was thrown upward and a white dragon appeared from it.

"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss!" Reshiram screeched.

"Pathetic," Lord of Lightning replied.

"Zekrom!" A different dragon roared. All the sudden a black dragon similar to the Reshiram landed in front of the white pokemon. The Ruined Dragon felt Bowser's feet on his head.

"Look at this," Bowser said. "Someone trying to be serious?"

"Hey! Who are you and where am I?!" N exclaimed.

"Hey kid! I'm Bowser and my friend here is the Ruined Dragon!" Bowser roared back. "Let those Yin and Yang creatures have there fun!" Like Bowser was predicted something, the Reshiram and Zekrom flew up and above the battle field. The dragon-turtle laughed. "Let's see you have some fun while my friend fights you here in the Ruined Kingdom!" Bowser then hopped off the the Ruined Dragon's head right before it let out a stream of lightning. All the sudden Mario appears.

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE-!" Mario starts, but stops himself. N just dodged a lightning wheel before looking at Mario. The plumber's hat turned into some sort of Ghastly thing.

"Hey! You ok down there?" the Ghastly thing called.

"I don't know how to defeat this thing!" N yelled back.

"Cappy..." Mario growled. He looked back to N. "I'm Mario and my friend here is Cappy! What's your name?"

"N!"

"Can you take off your hat for some seconds!"

People can guess what happened next.

(This seemed way too short. Eh. One-shots of mine seem to be normally sort. Until next time, Darker is out!)