And now its time for Hobo reviews. Todays review:
Darwin's First
Hobo: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST FANFIC I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE. SPOLIERS!
There's this fish named Darwin who is really kind and can walk on two feet. And he's thinking about why a cloud girl hasn't talked to him after an incident that happened in a tree house.
And he stops paying attention in class and looks at a ghost named Carrie. And the ghost girl is like 'what the heck.'
So he then looks away and thinks to himself 'was that girl looking at me before I looked at her?'
Then the teacher calls his name and says 'are you paying attention?' And he says 'yes and says we're learning multiplication tables.' She then says 'yes but watt was the question?' The ghost girl then says twelve times two. And then he says it and she says okay but whats the answer. Then he says twenty-four. You know maybe I should go back to school to learn my multiplication.
So then the bell rings and Darwin decides to talk to Carrie. As he follows her she says 'what' and he says he wants to thank her for helping him. She then says 'whatever.'
He then asked can we talk in private. She then says 'fine.' So they go to this corner and talk. He then asks her why the cloud girl hasn't talked to him.
She then calls him stupid and tell him that he didn't really kiss the cloud girl. Then he's like 'WHAAAAAAAAAT?'
She then tells him that he kissed a boy. He then realises that he kissed his brother. EWWWWW!
He's then sad because he never got his first kiss from a girl and she asked 'Do you want your first kiss to be from a girl?' Then he's like 'WHAAAAAAAAAAT?'
He's then says 'I can't do that because then I would cheat on my girlfriend.' Good man being christian. She then tells him that the cloud girl isn't his girlfriend and that he's stupid...AGAIN!
He then starts to cry and then says 'okay...' She then tells him to close his eyes and pucker his lips and then they kiss.
She then pulled away and then he asks 'why?' Then she says 'Why what?' He then says 'Why did you kiss me?' She then says because she actually thinks he's cute.
She then says she has to go and he offers to go with her. Then she says 'whatever.'
Then they walk away.
This is the hobo saying (pulls up a paper cup) CHANGE?! YA GOT CHANGE?! AW C'MON, HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA? C'MON, CHANGE!
Thank You