And then they scared the realtor away.
"We're gonna buy a house in the rainbow," Zeus and Iris whined. "Ahem," Apollo whispered, jabbing Zeus, "there IS no such thing as a house in the rainbow, retard!" Thunder boomed. "House in the rainbow!" Zeus and Iris yelled. "Regular house!" the rest of the gods yelled. Zeus harrumphed and angled a thunder bolt at the blond mortal realtor.
She whimpered. "Lady," he growled, "you're gonna find me a house in the rainbow or you're DEAD!" She looked at the bolt and Zeus. She ran away. "That was not wise," Athena said. Zeus smacked her. "Would you cut it with this "it's not wise" crap? I wanna house in the rainbow!" Hera walked up to him. "The girl is right. As much as I hate her for you having an- ahem- AFFAIR with her mom, there is no such thing as a house in a rainbow!" Hermes rolled his eyes. "What? I had a house in a rainbow two millenia ago!"
"Um, forget house in a rainbow, we're not gonna have any house now that you scared that mortal chick away." Athena said. "And you're surprised why Ares didn't come out right. Pshh!" Thunder boomed. "Where is he, anyway?" Zeus asked. "Jail. Second day living as a mortal and he's in jail."