Hello readers, it is I, Ronnie. And Jade! And... Jade. Here to talk about a very important issue. What's the issue? I'm glad you asked, Jade. The issue at hand is plagiarism. And now Tori says, 'What's plagiarism?' I was not going to say that! ...what is it?
Well Tori, I'm glad you asked. Plagiarism is when you take someone else's work and claim it as your own. Wow! What kind of gank would do that? The kind of gank that would steal song lyrics, book chapters, and playwrights. Playwrights? I write plays! Yes, I'm aware of that, Jade.
So this is an everyday issue? Indeed, Tori. Happens every day in the entertainment business. That's terrible. It is. But would you girls like to know how to fight is and some facts about it?
How?
Well, it's simple really. If it's so simple why haven't you explained it yet? Wow Jade aren't you just something joyful? Yeah, Yeah, get on with it. Okay…. Well did you know that plagiarism is a criminal offense? Whoa, seriously? Yup. And, did you know that you can get 10 to 15 years for it?
Holy chiz. That's not even they half of it. If you do it in school, you can get kicked out and expelled. Isn't that the same thing? Who knows the facts here? You, but I mean, whatever. Yeah I don't know a lot about it, but what I do know is that one of my stories got plagiarized yesterday.
Oh, what story? Uh, something about locker coffee and sticky notes. Can we read it? I don't think that's such a good idea... Oh come on, please Ronnie? Um I have some cookies to go check on. You're lying! Really? You could tell? Anyway, this is going to be a discussion of things you guys want us to talk about. Don't have to be anything special, just, something to talk about. Please don't ask anything stupid! Yes, Tori, that's a nice point to get across. Until next time- If there is a next time. Shut up, Jade. Until next time, ciao!
Okay so idk what this was. I was mad about someone stealing my story so I made this. This will not be a one shot, in fact, leave a review telling me what you want Tori and Jade and I to discuss. This story is purely for humor. So yeah, please review!:D