Hello everyone~ I have recently acquired the nickname 'Star-chan' from some un-named individuals *cough cough crack-babies cough* So that's what I'll be called in this weird... Retarded... Dysfunctional thing of a fanfic~ Enjoy!
My special guests who freeload at my virtual house:
Elvira Rayne- Vira :9
NoName-chan- NoName chan O.O
Shirubagure- Shiru x3
Pineapplebombgirl- Piña :D
Will of the Abyss- AllenxRoad- Abyss-chan
And the cast!
Star-chan: *eating skittles*
Allen: *walks in* What did I tell you about eating skittles on the couch? I walked around with rainbow butt last time cause of you -3-
Star-chan: *shrugs shoulders and continues eating* C'est la vie
Lavi: Did someone say Lavi? O_O
Star-chan: No dumbass "C'est la vie" is French for 'that's life.' I wasn't calling you.
Lavi: No need to be jerk about it. *grumbles*
*Vira falls through the trap door on the roof of the ceiling*
Star-chan: *unfazed*
Allen and Lavi: O_O
Vira: Star, guess what!
Star: Wut, I'm kinda busy eating ski- ASDFGHJZKXLCNMQWERYUZBSJ
Everyone in the room: O.e
Star: *chokes* Too many skittles at once...*looks around* Where's my shield?
Allen: You have a shield?
Star: *rolls eyes* Kanda.
Allen: Oh, well I think he said something about visiting-
Star: CALL HIS ASS BACK HERE.
Vira: Why?
Star: Cause I need my shield. NoName-chan is coming to the mansion.
Vira: Oh Gawd, are we having another houseplant throwing fight?
Star: *waves off* No, no we'll save that for next time. Lavi!
Lavi: *jumps a little* Er yes...?
Star: Go get some random characters ok~
Lavi: *gets up and leaves*
Star: Vira, where are Abyss, Piña and Shiru? Are they at the mansion today?
Vira: *shakes head* I dunno I've been in my glitter box all-
*Hears loud ass screaming outside*
Kanda: FUCK NO I'M NOT GOING IN THERE! ALL THESE DAMN FFN WRITER'S ARE BATSHIT CRAZY!
Star: -.- Are we gonna have to use the chlorofoam again Kanda?
Kanda: *shuts up and walks in*
Allen: What's chloroform and how can you control BaKanda with it? O_O
Star: *pats his head* You don't worry your pretty little head Allen, Kanda just remembers what state he woke up in after I used chloroform the last time. *smirks*
*Door spontaneously bursts open and NoName-chan flips into the air about to land on my face*
Star: OH SHI- *grabs Kanda by the ponytail and holds his face over my head*
Kanda: *Gets the shit kicked out of him by NoName-chan's bunny slipper* ASDFGHZKXLVLNNEJKLANDJ YOU FUCKING BITCH!
NoName-chan: I'm armed and ready with houseplants~
Star: *lowers Kanda's bruised face* Oh yeah, were not doing that today~
NoName-chan: Awww... *sees Vira* VIRAAAAAAAAA! *glomps her*
Lavi: *walks in with a bunch of DGM characters*
Star: *stares at Road, Tyki, and Lenalee who just walked in*
Star: JEEZUS LAVI I SAID GET A FEW CHARACTERS NOT THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW.
Lavi: Actually, you said get random characters.
Star: *glares* Hey Lavi did you know I just installed a torture room in the mansion~?
Tyki and Road: DID SOMEONE SAY TORTURE~?
Star: Oh yeah, I forgot about you sadistic bastards~ You guys can take Lavi down there if you want.
Lavi: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOO *being dragged away by Road and Tyki*
Allen: *watches with a pitying expression*
Star: Hmm~ Oh Allen, you wanna go keep your boyfriend company?
Allen: *blushes* B-BOYFRIEND?
Star: *looks over at Vira who is practically foaming at the mouth*
Vira: Yaoi. Yaoi. Yaoi. Yaoi. Yaoi. Yaoi.
Star: Hey where's NoNamechan? She's awfully quiet... That's not a good sign. *grabs Kanda's face again*
Kanda: WHAT THE FU-
NoName-chan: *Ninja kicks me in the side when I thought she'd attack from above*
Star: ASDFGHZJXKLCLV MY FRIGGIN RIBCAGE!
Kanda: *smirks*
Star: *elbows him in the side in my fit of pain*
Kanda: OWWWW FUCKING-
Star: *holds side in pain*
Vira: *laughing her ass off*
Kanda: THAT'S IT, YOU DIE TODAY! *unsheathes mugen*
Star: LAVI! BE MY REPLACEMENT SHIELD! Oh yeah... I sent him to be tortured.
Kanda: *runs after me*
Star: *gets up and runs around* AGHHH, LENALEE! HELP!
Lenalee: gladly *roundhouse kicks Kanda*
Kanda: *falls unconscious on the floor*
Vira: . Is he gonna be ok?
Star: Eh, he'll live *throws skittles at his unconscious body* He's had much worse during the chloroform incident *smirks*
Allen: What happened during that incident anyway?
Star: It involved maple syrup, rope, and A LOT of fangirls~
Everyone in the room: *imagining it and shivering*
Star: Anyway, thanks Lenalee~
Lenalee: No problem~ I gotta go help my brother now!
Star: seeya~ *stares at who's left, Allen, Vira, NoName-chan(hiding in the vents somewhere).
Shiru:*slides down the giant orange slide in the middle of the mansion* Hey guys, I thought I heard Tyki's voice down here a while ag-
Star: DAMMIT! I THREW THE LAST OF MY SKITTLES AT KANDA! Oh, hi Shiru.
Shiru: O.O *stares at unconscious Kanda on the floor* What happened?
Star: -3- My shield tried to slice me .
Shiru: Right... So where's Tyki?
Allen: *points down the hall where you can hear Lavi's screams*
Shiru: ... *goes in that direction*
Vira: Well, Mai Glitter needs to be fed~
Star: Nuuuu don't leave T^T Didn't you have something to tell me in the beginning?
Vira: Oh yeah, I bought you a bag of skittles :3
Star: *glomps* YAAAAAAAY, I LOVE YO-AGGGGHHHHHHGGGGGG *got kicked in the stomach*
NoName-chan: Never let your guard down around a ninja.
Star: BUT YOU'RE NOT A NINJA!
NoName-chan: *spontaneously grows black cat ears*
Allen: O.o D-Did she jus-
Star: *pets his head* Shhhh, just let it happen...
*Tyki limps in with Shiru on his leg, Road next to him carrying an unconscious injured Lavi.*
Tyki: Can you remove THIS. *points to Shiru*
Star: *rolls up random newspaper and hits Tyki across the face* Bad Tyki, Shiru's not a 'this.'
Tyki: *growls*
Vira: That's not a good thing, you gotta discipline your Tyki~
Star: hmm, think I should try the chloroform with him too?
Kanda: *thrashes around on the floor* No... Get away from me you rabid fangirls...
Star: O.o Dafuq? Road~ You seem most capable to wake Kanda up with your magic dream thingy, be a dear and wake him?
Road: -.- Magic dream thingy? Ok.
*couple minutes later Kanda wakes up screaming*
Kanda: THOSE FUCKING FACE-EATING WAFFLE PIXIES!
Allen: o.o Road, what kind of dream did you give him?
Road: *grins and glomps Allen*
Star: hmmm... *sniff* I smell pretzels...
*Piña crawls in through the window*
Piña: PRETZELSSSSSS...
Vira: PASTAAAAA!
Star: CARBOHYDRATESSSSSS~!
Allen: O.O
Tyki: .
Kanda: -_-
Road: :3
Shiru: o.o
Lavi: ... *unresponsive*
Star: I'm kinda tired of looking at Lavi's face... He's cuter when he's not unconscious.
Piña: WAIT, LAVI IS HERE?
Star: Yeah, but he's in dreamland right now, still want him?
Piña: Damn straight. *grabs Lavi's unconscious body out the door.*
Star: Ah, wait have you seen Abyss-chan anywhere?
Piña: Yeah she's upstairs rocking back and forth with her Allen plushie.
Allen: O.O I don't think I want to meet Abyss-chan...
Tyki: Why are we still here?
Star: Hmm... So you wanna go outside?
Tyki: No, I mean why are we still in-
Star: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA~ let's go outside :D
NoNamechan: *jumps down from the vent onto my lap and curls up like a cat*
Star: Eh, NoName-chan? Please get off my lap? *sweatdrops*
NoName-chan: *hisses and grabs her signature shovel*
Star: O.O" *trembling* I've had far too many concussions from that thing... And since I can't move... I guess that's it for my first attempt at crack.
Everyone in the room: Thank God.
A/N Lol, just wanted to try writing crack~ :D