Opal Koboi and Shippings…
Opal: Hello, I'm Opal, supreme genius mastermind, and today we shall talk about random shippings in Artemis Foul books. CUDGEON, GET ME SOME WATER, YOU USELESS PRICK!
Cudgeon: Get it yourself, you lazy D.O.B!
Opal: D.O.B?
Cudgeon: Yeah, Daughter of a Bitch…doi…
Foaly: -z snap- Got told…
Opal: What are you doing here? O.o
Foaly: I actually have no clue under the Earth…O.o
Opal: For that I will have to talk about you and Holly Short.
Foaly: Shummm, qua?
Opal: Uh-huh, I went there! –Z snaps-
Foaly: Oh, fo-shizzle…-pouts-
Opal: Okay, anyway, on with the show.
First Pairing – Foaly x Holly Folly (Opal: Nyeheheheheh… Foaly: NUUUUUUUUUUU!...UU!)
Okay, so Foaly and Holly isn't really popular or considered among most…Or possible, for that matter, but it is funny to think about, I guess. Plus, make sure you have a camera to tape Foaly's reaction to you mentioning it. His face is priceless. (Root (In audience): I GOTTA TRY THAT! Thanks, convict! –runs to get his camera-)
Meanwhile, at LEP base –
Holly: WTF?
Trouble: Wow…You're goin' out with Pony-boy? –snickers-
Chix: -sadness- AW, C'MON! You go out with the Pony and not me! I look so much sexier than him!
T and H: No, you don't….-Trouble shudders-
Holly: -mutters- D'arvit…Curse you, OPAL! –shakes fist at sky-
Back at the studio—
Opal: Well, I think that they are quite a match. Both are extremely annoying, LEP-ish, annoying…Did I mention annoying!
KakashiRox900 and NCGeniusGirl: Um….YEAH YOU DID, IDIOT!
K: Besides, Foaly's more pimpin' than you'll ever be…Plus he's…Smarter! –NigaHiga mode- TEEHEE!
NC: -takes out camera to film this precious moment- Teehee, indeed…mwahahahaha…
Opal: -explodes and causes small earthquake-
Audience: Oooooooh…. o.o
K: Well, seeing as I blew her up…I guess I gotta take over this. –walks on stage- 'Sup Foaly?
Foaly: Hi! Thanks for blowing her up! =D Well, I was gonna, but oh well, as long as she's gone –trots off-
K: -sits in the awesome flying chair thing of Opal's- Okay, this is cool… Anyways, I have something for you all that's worse than Holly and Foaly. If you have a weak heart, or an over-active imagination like me, please leave.
Audience: -nobody moves-
K: Uh-huh…Well, then. ROOT x HOLLY! :D
Audience: -some faint, some throw up, most leave-
NC: Kakashi! You aren't supposed to do that! Now we have no audience!
K: But, it's fun scarring people for life other than me with my scarily over-active imagination. Jeez… -rolls eyes and spins the chair in circles-
NC: Fine. How about this, people of the wor—People under the World? –walks on stage and takes the other seat because Kakashi won't give up the flying one-
K: Wheeeeeee! :D Oh, even better, SPLEEEEEEEEEEE!
NC: Ugh. Okay, on the topic of not mentally scarring things, how about Holly x Trouble?
LEP Base—
Trouble, Holly and Chix: -do a spit take- EH!
Studio—
NC: Yup, Holly x Trouble.
K: -stops spinning- Woah, room's spinnin'….-shakes head- Don't you think that might mentally scar Holly and Trubs?
NC: Maybe….But I don't care.
K: -evil laugh- Well, seeing as they're probably watching…. –hovers over to camera- Holly and Trouble, sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-sumthin'-sumthin'-t? Idk.. Anyways, you, two, I hope you know what is, 'cause you two are gettin' popular, and posted! –pulls out laptop and starts writing-
NC: KAKASHI! Don't do that! It's rude to write about our audience…
K: Do what? I was just writing a Draco/Harry thing….Jesus Tap-dancing H Christ on a unicycle… -.- And you think I care about being rude? Have you not known me?
NC: Oh, never mind, that's fine…
K: -actually writing a Holly/Trouble thing- :D
LEP Base –
Chix: What the heck's a fanfiction?
Trouble: The dark side of the moon, Verbil. Fans make them for amusement and they are evil…
Chix: -confused- Really? Dark side of the moon, huh? –goes on and looks up him- D': I'M NOT IN ANY OF THESE! –runs out crying-
Holly: -standing frozen- Who does that punk with the laptop think they are! C'mon, Trouble, we're gonna put a stop to this!
T: Ehhh! But I want to finish my Subway!
H: Too bad :(
T: -sticks arm out to the Subway food- I'll be back for you, baby! Call me!
Studio –
K: -spinning in chair and writing-
NC: Well, this is the most possible out of the Holly pairings, but it isn't the most popular. Arty's in the lead, as far as I can tell. But that's just…disturbing.
K: Not for me, it ain't.
NC: Well, for normal people it is. Oi, just go back to your Potter/Malfoy stuff.
K: Okay :D
NC: I mean, jeez, I think we all know that Arty is gonna end up with Minerva.
K: 'Cause you think of yourself as Minerva and you think Arty's hot…. –giggles evilly and goes back to writing-
NC: -blush- DO NOT! And besides, you're crushing on Foaly!
K: Um…nu? I'm crushin' on this Draco-Harry-ness….Heheheh… -bounces eyebrows-
NC: -groans- You are such a freak you know that?
K: Ey, I am ze Incredeeble Nyghtcrawler! So you can shut up a little bit!
NC: Yeah, well, I'm Hermione Granger so you can shut up a little bit!
Holly: -kicks down door- How about you both shut up a little bit!
K: Hi, Holly! –waves like a retard-
H: Hey…O.o
T: -whiny- Can I go back to my Subway yet?
H: No
T: D'arvit!
NC: See? Perfect couple! –claps-
K: At least better than the other one I came up with.
H: What other one? I didn't hear you say anything, I was out of the room.
T: No Holly, don't!
K: -grins-
H: Tell me punk!
K: Root….x….Holly… :D
H: O_O….. –girly scream to the max- Ugh..-faints-
K: ! Oh, epic lolz….And I got it all on camera! –points at webcam on computer- :D
NC: :O Send it to me, please!
K: Okey-day :D
T: -snickers- Well, at least now I can go get my Subway. Thanks kid.
K: -salutes as Trouble walks out-
NC: Well, I think that wraps this up...at least this chapter.
K: Yup! See you, peoples. Stick around after the credits for something very special… :D –chomps on Trouble's Sub sandwich-
-credits roll-
LEP Base –
Trouble – ! MY SUBWAYYYYYY! I LOVED IT SOO MUCH! –collapses on the floor crying-
Chix: -sees Trouble- And Holly picks him over me? She has sucky taste in men… -rolls eyes-