Disclaimer: I don't own Wicked, or else this would probably be in the musical somewhere...

Elphaba stared through the wide window in the library. She was confused, nervous, anxious, and... Well one could say that the normally calm, cool, collected woman was a mixing pot of emotions. Her mind wandered to a certain woman she knew. Lost in deep thought, she hardly registered her surroundings.

Not until a warm hand settled itself on her shoulder and gave it a firm squeeze. "Hey, are you feeling alright? If you need to talk, I'm here for you."

Elphaba turned her head toward the speaker. "Hey Boq. How are you today?" She said with a smile. The munchkin let out a laugh. "Well I'm great. But I should be asking you that Elphaba." He collected a steady breath. "But really, are you sure you're alright? You seem withdrawn, and – dare I say it? – afraid of something. It's not like you, and if you need to talk to someone, I'm right here for you."

"Thanks Boq, but... It's sort of... um, well... It's embarrassing really." She blushed lightly and turned away. Boq gave a lopsided grin. "Wow, really? The great Eminent Thropp Third Descending embarrassed? Hmm, wonder what it's about?" He chuckled lightly which got him a playful smack on the arm.

"Oh, hush you. But, this is a very personal thing and you know how I am." The munchkin nodded, urging her to continue. "And well, could you..." She took a deep breath, "Couldyouhelpmewithgirltrouble?"

The last sentence was rushed but Boq understood every word.

"Sure but what kind of girl trouble? Like relationship kind of trouble or -." Elphaba gasped. "How did you know?" She quickly clamped a hand over her mouth. Her eyes went wide with worry. She had not just said that out loud. No. No, no, no, no, no. What would he think of her? He must now know that she liked... But maybe he didn't know who?

Boq smiled kindly. "This is about Glinda isn't it?" Elphaba's eyes grew wider, if that was possible. They were so wide that Boq started to become worried. He feared the worst. "I – but... How-You-When... what?!" Elphaba stuttered. "Whoa! Calm down there tiger. Yes, I know. Well, have known actually. It's painfully obvious to me. You're always different around her. But I'm not so sure that she's aware of your behavior. It's cute how you act around her." Elphaba merely stared at Boq. "So you're not repulsed or angry or... Did you just call me cute!?"

"Hehehe, yes I did. And no, I'm not repulsed. I don't care if you're a lesbian. You're one of my best friends. And I personally think that you and Glinda are perfect for each other. And of course I'll help you with your 'girl troubles.' I'll teach you what I've learned from dating Milla these past six months."

Elphaba was blown away. She had never expected to give herself away so easily. And she never would have imagined Boq to be this understanding or accepting. She was really comforted by his calm friendliness to her situation. "I- thank you Boq. This means so much to me. Thank you." Her eyes started to water. She bit them back while smiling at Boq.

"Glad I could help, Elphaba. Now come on, we have to get you ready." He stood up and Elphaba paused. "Ready for what?" Boq rolled his eyes good naturedly. "Well, didn't you just ask me for some help? We've got to get your 'girl troubles' solved, and I know just how to help." He pulled her up and dragged her towards the library's exit.

"Boq, should I be afraid?" Said munchkin merely smiled at the tall green woman and replied, "Not at all, Elphaba. Not at all." A somewhat evil laugh left his lips after he said this. Elphaba got the distinct feeling that she should be very, very afraid.

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