Draco gaped at the older man, his eyes wide, his lips forming a perfect 'O', and looking rather like a large fish.

"But Professor!" he whined, "if you would just think about what I am offering you!"

Snape turned around and considered the boy that stood jauntily before him. His lips were pushed into a petulant pout that matched that of his father, when he was his age and his steel blue eyes were wide- desperate and eager. He was a small slip of a boy, for his age. Slender and oh so breakable- or he would be, after Snape was done with him.

And so, he gave in to temptation.

"Alright then, Mister Malfoy. I will expect you here no later than seven this evening." He said with a sly, slightly sadistic smile that Draco had become so accustomed to in these past few years.

"You won't regret it, professor," Draco said, anticipation obvious in his voice, "or… perhaps I could call you 'Severus'?"

"Don't push it, Draco."

"Right."

And with that, he slipped out of the room, smiling at his success.

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That evening, Draco returned to his professor's quarters.

He had been unable to take his mind off what Snape would do to him. Maybe he liked it rough? Up against the wall? Perhaps he bottomed or enjoyed spanking naughty little boys. Draco shivered at the thought. He had been looking forward to a good spanking for ages now, and today might just be his lucky day.

Upon entering his room, Snape grabbed him by the waist, thrusting a large jar into his hands.

Draco unscrewed the lid in excitement. Was it lube? Honey? Some sort of erection enhancing oil?

For a second, he stared at the oily, yellowish liquid in the jar that smelled strongly of lemons.

"What… is it?" He asked the man.

"Cauldron cleaner." he replied and pointed to several grimy-looking stacks of cauldrons in the corner.

"I don't understand." Draco said, bewildered.

"You had best get started on those couldrons, Mister Malfoy," He said, "If you plan on getting any sleep tonight at all."

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Author's Note: I had SO much fun writing this! Bastard!Snape is awesome! And possibly has an Erectile Dysfunction!

Anyway, I hope you guys liked it.