のぼり棒 Noboribou Number 27
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Author's Note: The idea of writing this really hilarious (and perverted) oneshot involves a video I recently saw on Nico Nico Douga. How I wrote it without making it sound really perverted was the hard part.
He had a perverted look on his face.
His cheeks were tinted with a red blush, as he continued to climb up on the metal pole he was hugging. Not many other kids noticed what he was doing, or even cared to look. None of the adults were looking his way. He found it to be very... warming and pleasing.
It made him react to the fuzzy warm feelings that generated when he slid down the pole in the first place, before climbing back up and sliding down it again, arms and legs wrapped around the sliding pole. Now, basically, you can say he was dry-humping the pole. That, or he's somehow doing practices of pole dancing as sometimes when he climbed up he would lose grip with his hands and slide down like a stripper would at a strip club papa would claim he doesn't visit after work.
"Len? What are you doing?"
The eight year old blanched, stopping his rather questionable acts with the sliding pole, and turned to see a glaring Miku. The young woman grabbed Len by the ear and dragged him towards the school, complaining about his rather adult behavior, and vowed to have a word about this with his parents. His twin sister Rin watched her brother get led away, and was giggling at what Len was doing.
"Baka-hentai Len-kun," Rin giggled.
Then again, she never knew how much of a pervert her brother would get as they got older, especially when he starts to sleep with various young women and girls his age, and then eventually "SPICE up" their sibling relationship...
Who could be blamed for this?
Yeah... very short. I dunno what else to write down. XD For those who like to see the video, here's the tag for the original video on Nico Nico Douga: sm3124800
Here's the tag for YouTube: watch?v=yVcWOVmbxAE