Prompt: Nine – How to Survive for a Week with Just One Set of Clothes
Title: Shower Time
Fandom: Full Metal Alchemist
Characters: Edward & Alphonse Elric
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Edward smells. Thank goodness Al can't.


"Brother," Al said, exasperated. "Isn't it time you changed clothes? I can't smell, but I'm pretty sure that everyone else can."

"But Al! I've only been wearing them for seven days. I smelled them earlier. They've got at least three more in them," Edward said defiantly.

"Go shower, brother."

"I did earlier."

"Earlier when?"

"Today?"

"And you put those clothes back on? Gross!"

"It's not that bad, they're not sticky or anything. Oops, there goes my spaghetti sauce. Oh well, it's on the coat, and they're both red, no big deal."

"Brother, go bathe! I'll wash your clothes. RIGHT NOW!"


Note: This is my first hundred word drabble. Ever. Please tell me if I suck.