Itachi: Vampires, werewolves, witches, and the like are ALL usually in what she writes...Her poems are quite morbid...
Sai: This is an AU also people. You will eb seeing a lot of strang groups of Ninja working together in this fic and Akatsuki isnt a bad organization it is a town full of people who are different than others.
Sasuke: Fits you to a 'T' eh Aniki?
Itachi: Hn...
ItachiUchihaPwns: Naruto disclaimer please.
Naruto: ItachiUchihaPwns (I.U.P) Does not Own Naruto or any of its characters. Sue her and get pocket lint and a piece of gum.
ItachiUchihaPwns: sighs Anyways...lets get on with this sad excuse of a story shall we?
Summary: The mere sight of him was enough to make any human lust. The thing is, he only had eyes for one and that wasn't about to change...
Warnings: Shonen-ai, sorta death, Yaoi, fluff, vampirism, violence, language, alcoholism, some drug use, and sexual themes and situations. Oh and Mpreg.
Male pregnancy is common in my story so it isnt going to be a big deal.
Pairings: Itachi/Naruto (main), Sasuke/Naruto (brief may be considered one-sided), Kakashi/Iruka (maybe), Itachi/Deidara (one-sided), Deidara/Sasori (maybe), Deidara/Tobi (maybe). Any pairings I should put in here let me know!
Let it commence
October 31st was a day that most love...Naruto however wasn't one of them. He hated Halloween with every fiber in his being, ever since He died.
Flashback type thing
It was Halloween two years prior that made Naruto hate the holiday. He was out with his boyfriend at a party when all of a sudden his boyfriend was ripped away from him by a guy with long red hair who took his 'prey' and ripped into his neck greedily.
"NO!! ITACHI!!" Naruto screamed as he watched the love of his life be pretty much killed. "Naru...Naru...run far run fast, get away while you can..." Itachi whispered while his life blood was sucked out of his throat. "I...love...you Naru...be strong..." he finished as all went black.
"Itachi..." Naruto sniffled as his loves body was abruptly dropped onto the hard ground and the red haired fiend was comming straight for Naruto who panicked and grabbed a kunai and thrust it at the fiend. He got the fiend in the throat, it screamed and dissolved, seemingly in defeat, but it was just a ruse. It was playing with Naruto, who walked over to his loves corpse and held on tight, tears streaming down his face as he clutched Itachi to his chest.
"Itachi..please hold on love...I will get you medical help...Tsunade-baa-chan will help you I know she will." Naruto said as he stood up and lifted Itachi gently off the ground. He then took off in the general direction of Hokage tower. He ran through the doors and into Tsunades office. "Tsunade!! Tsunade help please!! Its Itachi!! He's hurt!! Help him please!! I don't want to lose him!!" Naruto cried nearly hysterical.
"What is this some kind of sick joke Naruto? Its Halloween for cripes sake!" Tsunade said venom on her voice and sake on her breath. "It isn't a joke Tsunade! Hes been hurt badly! You have to help him! Please!! I am begging you!! I don't want to lose him, not like the others!" Naruto begged her to help. She got up and walked over to Naruto who had his boyfriend of three years in his arms, there was blood dripping on the carpet of her office. When she saw the state the raven was in she nearly fainted. 'So he has returned...poor Itachi, he didn't deserve to die like this.' Tsunade thought to herself.
"Give Itachi 'ere Naruto. I will take him to the hospital room, we will need to work on him and you are not allowed to be in the room when we do so. I am very sorry Gaki, but this is how it has to be done. Even though you are the next Hokage, you cannot be in the room when it involves the one you cherish more than life itself. I will contact you when he awakens or I will contact you if he fails to respond to our treatments. Either way, you will know if he is alive, or dead." Tsunade said while taking the raven from the boys arms and walking into a room with him.
When she turned around to tell Naruto to leave her office she was shocked by what she saw...Naruto was nearly covered in Itachis blood. It was in his hair, on his hands, pants, shirt...that isn't what shocked her...what shocked her was that Naruto was rocking back and forth with his arms wrapped around his legs crying about how it was his fault that Itachi got hurt and now his blood was on his hands. Tsunade walked over to Naruto. "I am very sorry to have to do this to you Gaki, but I must to make sure you stay sane for the sake of the village!" she said as she put a sleep jutsu on Naruto and then took him to another examination room, she lay him gently on the bed and then walked out.
"Sakura, I need you to keep an eye on Naruto he was hysterical, I had to put a sleep jutsu on him to get him to fall asleep. I need you to go to his apartment and get some clean clothes for him, then come back here and change his clothes and wash tthe blood off of him. The sleep jutsu I put on him is strong enough that he will not wake for a few days. At least then we will know why Itachi was the one taken from us and not another person." Tsunade said. "Yes, Sensei." Sakura said with a bow. She turned and left. She came back about half an hour later with a clean set of clothing for Naruto and she had grabbed some for Itachi as well in case he woke up. She dropped the ravens clothes off in his room and then she walked into Narutos room and gasped at what she saw. Naruto was COVERED in blood. She picked him up and then took him to the shower room ajoined to the room he was in and bathed him. She then clothed him and laid him back down in the bed.
"Sensei, what happened to Naruto and Itachi? Why were they both covered in blood?" Sakura asked as she walked into her senseis office. "Itachi was attacked by Him! He returned and chose to take Itachi, why not someone else? Why the one who made Naruto happy? Is He trying to destroy what happiness Naruto has? He is no better than Orochimaru! Poor poor Naruto...I am so sorry, there is nothing I can do to save him...I cannot stop the changes." Tsunade said. "What do you mean there is nothing you can do!? You are the best medical nin out there!! You have to be able to do something!! Don't give up on Narutos happiness!! You are better than this!" Sakura yelled at her Sensei. "Calm down child! He is going to become one of Them! He was chosen by Him to be made into one! I cannot stop the changes once they have started! Itachi will still 'live' but not be alive." Tsunade said.
Sakura gasped. "Do you mean...what I think you mean? You mean He came back and did this to Itachi? You mean He is the one who is trying to destroy Narutos happiness? I thought He loved Naruto. I shall never forgive Him." Sakura said while looking angry.
The next day
Tsunade walked into Itachis room and looked at the elder raven. "Itachi, I shall not tell Naruto what you are to become. You can tell Naruto yourself. I shall protect Naruto with my life as will the rest of the village. He shall not be harned by Him. We must rise to protect your special person when you cannot. I don't think you can hear me but congrats, your to be a father. Naruto is pregnant. I will tell him the news when he asks me what is the matter. Oh and another thing, we found his older brother Deidara. He is in Iwa, he was sold there by his mother, she didn't want him. We are in the process of getting him to come here to see if he can helkp the only brother he has out at all." she said. She then walked out of his room and into Narutos. Her Gaki was still sound asleep he looked...peaceful, which she knew would shatter once he found out that He was back and that it was Him who attacked Itachi and made him into one of Them.
"Gaki, I am so sorry. I wish there was something I could do." She said as she shook her head and walked out of Narutos room and back into her office. Shaking herself out of her thoughts about Him, she called all the able bodied Chunnin and Jounin to her office. When they all arrived she looked at them and told them they had a mission.
"Your mission is as follows. Two of you, a Jounin and a Chunnin need to head to Iwa and fetch Deidara Uzumaki. He is the only one that I can think can help Naruto. Iruka and Kakashi, I choose you two for this part. Kiba you and Akamaru find Shikamaru and Hinata and head to Mist Village and contact Zabuza and Haku its time to ask them for help this time. Shino, find Choji and TenTen you head to Sound and fetch our contact Kabuto there. Jiraiya, you take Neji and Lee to Akatsuki village and get Konan we need her and her brother Pein. Once you convince her to help her brother will come along also. Ino find Anko and Asuma. You three need to find Kisame Hoskigaki and ask for his aid also. Ebisu, Fugaku, you two go find Gai and then you three will be headed to Sand to get Gaara, Temari and Kankuro. Kurenai go find Sasuke and Shisui and go to Tea and find Kimomaru he will aid us greatly. Shizune and Sai I need you two to go to Sand Villages off camp and get Sasori to help us also. All of the rest of you guard the Village and make sure no more harm befalls your future Rokudaime. Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear?" Tsunade asked. They all nodded and went their separate ways.
Kakashi/Iruka
"So we have to be the ones to fetch Deidara Uzumaki, why do you think she sent us and not Naruto himself?" Iruka asked. "Iruka, she isn't sending Naruto because he is injured and something bad has happened for her to be doing this all at the same time. The fact that we are seeking an Iwa ninja is amazing in my opinion, but blood is thicker than water I suppose. Shall we get ready and then head out the sooner we leave the sooner we return." Kakashi said. "Yes, lets get our stuff ready and meet at the gate in an hours time. See you there." Iruka said.
They got their stuff packed and then met at the gate. "shall we do this the quick way or the slow way?" Kakashi said. "The quick way. I myself do not wish to stay in Rock Country longer than necessary." Iruak said. "Alright then, lets do it this way. Climb on my back I will use a jutsu to get us there quickly. You have the picture of what Deidara looks like right?" Kakashi asked. "Yes I do. I will show it to you when we get there." Iruka said as he climbed on the Jounins back and held on tight as to not fall off during the trasport jutsu. They arrived in Iwa within seconds. "Here is the picture Kakashi." Iruka said as he held up a picture of a very feminine looking boy with bright blue eyes and blone hair covering half his face and the rest was in a ponytail high on his head.
They walk around town for a while then they spot him. Kakashi walks up to Deidara. Deidara looks up from his chess game and smiles. Then he notices their headbands. "What do you want Konoha-scum, un?" Deidara asked. Iruka walked out from behind Kakashi and held out a picture of Deidara as a young child of about three and Naruto at one. Deidaras eyes widened. "Where did you get this picture?! This is me...and my little brother, un." He said. "Naruto Uzumaki is your little brother and he needs your help, Deidara-san. He is in grave danger. The Hokage sent us here to get you so you can help him, he is going to need you. If not he could be lost to us forever." Iruka said looking grim. Deidara jumped up. "Well why didn't you just say so in the first place, un. If its for my brother I will do anything, un. Take me to him, un." He said. Kakashi and Iruka smiled warmly at Deidara. "Thank you so much, its going to mean a lot to Naruto, I just know it!" Iruka said with a smile on his face.
Deidara went and packed his things and gave the Kage of Iwa his headband. "I am going to Konoha, my home village. My little brother is in danger, and needs my help, un. I am going to be joining the ranks of Konoha now, un. I bid you farewell, un." Deidara said with a bow as he left the Kages office with a bow. "Lets get going, un! I wanna see my little brother again, un!" he said as he turned to Kakashi and Iruka. "This is going to mean the world to Naruto, thank you so much for coming with us, Deidara-san." Iruka said. Kakashi just looked at Iruka and Deidara."Well lets go guys. Can't keep Naruto waiting too long, right?" Kakashi said with a grin on his face. Well they think he grinned, with the mask it was kinda hard to tell.
"What are your names and ninja ranks, un? My name is Deidara Uzumaki, rank Jounin, un. I specialize in explosives and flying, un." Deidara said. "Iruka Umino, Rank Chuunin. Close combat specialist also good with traps." Iruka said. "Kakashi Hatake, Rank Jounin. Sharingan user also known as the 'copy-cat' ninja." Kakashi said. Their walk to Konoha was interesting to say the least. Deidara kept randomly blowing things up and laughing about it. They made it to Konoha in a few hours they got there at nightfall. "Well lets take you to see your brother." Iruka said as they stopped in front of Hokage tower. "My little brother is Hokage, un?" Deidara asked amazed. "No, well, not yet anyway. He is going to be our Rokudaime Hokage. The sixth, when Tsunade retires he takes over. He is just in the hospital here right now, along with his boyfriend of three years." Kakashi said as they walked in and took Deidara to see the Hokage.
"Hokaga-sama. This is Deidara Uzumaki. He wishes to join the ranks of Konoha ninja. He is unique individual." Iruka said. "Indeed he is Hokage-sama." Kakashi said. "My name is Deidara Uzumaki, I am an explosives expert, rank Jounin, un." Deidara said with a bow. Tsunade stood up and went over to the drawer. She pulled out a black headband witht he leaf symbol on it and tossed it to Deidara. "Welcome back to Konoha, kid." She said. "I am not a kid, un! I am 19 years old, un!" Deidara said with a growl. "I know, but you are still a kid compared to me." Tsunade said.
Deidara tied his new headband to his forehead and then he was lead into the room his little brother was sleeping in.
Kiba/Shika/Hina
They had made it to Mist very fast, not only that but they had found both Haku and Zabuza and both were willing to help Naruto and the Village Hidden in The Leaves.
They were all headed back to Konoha. "What exactly happened that your Hokage sent you to find us?" Haku asked. "Itachi was attacked by Him, and Naruto is unconscious, he has no idea what happened on Halloween." Kiba said. "Arf, arf" Akamaru said. "Naruto is going to be okay though, right, Kiba-kun?" Hinata asked. "Of course he is going to be okay Hinata, Naruto is stubburn like that." Kiba said. "Troublesome." Shikamaru said.
They walked and made it back to Konoha the next morning. They had stopped to eat and rest then they camped out and then continued to walk to Konoha. When they reached the gates they all ran towards Hokage Tower and then inside where they were all greeted by a very feminine young man. "Hello, un. I am Deidara Uzumaki, Naruto Uzumakis older brother, un. What are your relations to my little brother, un?" He asked. "Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga, Shikamaru Nara Zabuza and Haku Mamochi. Very good friends of your brothers. He is almost like family to all of us." Kiba said. Deidara let them pass. Then they all talked to Tsunade.
Shino/Choji/TenTen
"Why were we the ones sent to the snakes lair again?" TenTen whined. "Because we know our way around it and Kabuto is waiting just ouitside the gates for us." Shino said. Kabuto saw them when they arrived and then they were all on their way back to Konoha to help their Hokage and future Hokage.
Ebisu/Fugaku/Gai
They make it to Sand within a few hours of leaving and all three of the sand siblings are willing to help their friend and fellow village. They all head out and once it starts getting dark they stop and camp fpr the night and arrive the next morning.
Jiraiya/Neji/Lee
They head to the Akatsuki Village and seek out Konan, she isn't hard to spot seeing as she has bright blue hair. They talk her into going to help out Konoha and Pein says "If she goes, I go also. We are siblings and work veyr well together." The five of them leave Akatsuki village and head back towards Konoha. The sun starts to set and they set up a make shift camp and sleep for the night. They continue their trek to Konoha in the morning and make it there a little past lunch time.
Ino/Anko/Asuma
They wander around the various small villages that line the border between Mist and Konoha and they come across Kisame who is camping at the time. They wake him up and ask if he is willing to help Konoha and their future Hokage Naruto Uzumaki. Once Narutos name leaves their lips he is packing and soon he is readyu to go. They walk for a while and then they arrive back in Konoha and head to the Hokage tower also to speak with Tsunade.
Kurenai/Sasuke/Shisui
They have their work cut out for them. They find Kimomaru resting in the Medical Village outside of Konoha. They ask for his help and he gladly gives it on behalf of a friend. He cherishes Naruto and was very glad that they came to him for help. He was fully rested and ready to got he next day. They had to keep resting every now and then but they said it was worth it They got back to Konoha a few hours before Naruto was to wake up.
Shizune/Sai
Shizune and Sai just teleported to where Sasori was and asked for his aid. At first he wasnt willing. Then he heard Deidara, Tobi, Naruto and Kabuto were all there and he decided he would come along. He couldn't just 'poof' there like they could though and they had to walk back to Konoha. They walked and arrived three hours before Naruto woke up.
Naruto
"ITACHI!!" He woke up sceaming with tears running down his face. "ITACHI!!" he cried out again. Deidara rushed into the room where his little brother was crying. "Naruto calm down, un! Itachi is sleeping, un!" Deidara said. "Wh-who're you?" Naruto asked while sniffling. "Its me, un. Deidara, un. Your aniki, un." Deidara said. Narutos eyes widened. "An-aniki!!" he cried as he glomped Deidara like a life line. As this was going on everyone else was briefed on why they were callled here or why they were chosen to help.
TBC
I.U.P: Well what you guys think? Is it good? Should I continue?
Itachi: I bet they are all curious as to whom 'He' is.
Sasuke: Yes I bet they are.
Naruto: Well if they want to know who 'He' is, they will just have to press that little purpleish button down there and reveiw.
I.U.P: Reviews are good, flames are going to be used to roast marshmallows. Hope to see you soon! Thanks for reading the first chapter.