Disclaimer: I don't own the phantom of the Opera.
A/n- just a funny little story I thought of.
Erik aqua the Phantom of the Opera was in his lair, pacing back and forth.
Erik: Grr...Stupid fop took Christine away from me. Im going to kill him.
Erik smiled and sat down and started to think of ways to kill that stupid little De chagny. He laughed to himself as he pictured the images in his head. Suddenly a light appeared behind him. Now Erik was too smart to walk toward it, so he just stared at it.
Raoul on the other hand.
Raoul: Ooh A light!
Raoul skip into a light.
Okay now back to Erik
Strange Lady's Voice: Erik…
Erik: who are you? And how do you know my name?
S.L.V: Erik…
Erik: Stop it! I will not tolerate this!
S.L.V: Erik…
Now Erik was getting frustrated and he started to walk toward the light.
Erik: Now who ever you are. You better tell me what you know right now! Before i…
Just then he got sucked into the light.
Erik landed with a thud on hard pavement. "Ouch." He got up and rubbed his backside.
Raoul: Hey! Evil Phantom guy!
Erik: Huh? Oh great…what do you want know, you stupid Fop?
Roaul: It….Hey! I am not a Fop! I resent you calling me that.
Raoul crossed his arms and huphed.
Erik: oh yeah and what are you going to do about it?
Raoul: well I…I might just do…something.
Erik:What?
Raoul: Something…you will see. Yes you will see.
Raoul starts cackling madly and Erik comes over and grabs him by the shirt.
Erik: now, now, now…be calm you stupid Fop or else I…
S.L.V: now now now, Erik calm your self no use beating in Raoul. Even though he is a cheesy little Fop.
Erik: you again? Who are you?
S.L.V: Why I am Jenna. Or you may know me as the Authoress.
Raoul: who?
Jenna: the Authoress.
Raoul: blank face. Who?
Erik: nevermind! I cant take much more of this! You, Fop, shut up and You Authoress continue with our story.
Jenna: right!
Erik and Raoul walked along the road not knowing where to go.
Erik: excuse me. I do know where I am going. It's the vicomte that does not!
Oh really then where are you going?
Erik: uhh….
Raoul: ha! Your speechless! Ha ha! Ha ha!
Erik: Be quiet! Slaps Raoul
Raoul: Owie! Jenna! He hit me!
Jenna: well maybe you deserved it!
Erik smiled.
Erik: oh yes, he did. Believe me he did
Jenna: of course I believe you Erik, My love.
Erik: …..
Raoul: I thought you loved Christine.
Erik: I do!
Jenna: Pouts
Erik: muttering. Stupid Phangirl…Oh go on! Oh great authoress.
Jenna: huphs. You will be mine! Someday!
Raoul: what is an Authoress?
A/n: Yeah that kind of wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. But anyway Review tell me if you like it! Or Love it! Or hate it! But don't go that hard if you hate it.