Hello random people or aliens or vampires. I love vampire knight and I ship one sided Kaname and Aido. So here this is. This is dedicated to my sister Quil. I don't own Vampire Knight or You're so sexy By the French Affair. Please Read Enjoy and give me feedback!

Kaname's POV

Darkness. That is all I saw. I then said to myself 'why the hell am I unconscious' then I said to myself 'ya know what I'm a freaking pure blood and I'm better than all of you. I'm gonna wake up now' I opened my eyes. I saw that the only light in the room was focused on me...also I saw I was sitting down. Then I tried to stand up 'cause I'm too awesome for this chair. Yuki can have it. This seems like a chair a db would want. I couldn't stand up. I seemed to have not noticed the ropes tying me down 'cause I was obsessing over my awesomeness and Yuki's dbness. I sighed quietly. Why do I have to be tied down? Why not another vampire from the night class? Is a girl or a guy trapping me here? Blegh so many questions and I might not even figure them all out. I hate life. I heard a crash and screamed like a little girl.

"Hahaha," laughed what sounded like a boy. It also sounds familiar. I just can't figure out whose it is though.

"I wasn't scared...it just caught me off guard." I mumbled to the hidden person. "Sure just keep saying that honey" piped the cheerful voice. I then saw a shadow of a familiar figure come towards me. I looked up to see Aido walking towards me wearing only a black lacey thong and a bowtie around his neck. He continued walking until he was a few feet away from me. He positioned his hand so it looks like a gun and pointed it at me. "Bang!" was all Aido exclaimed. I just stared.

He started walking towards me again. "Are you okay?" he asked," you seem worried and stressed. I can't have a childhood lover be like that" he didn't wait for me to respond and continued talking," do you want me to stroke you're hair? And whisper sweet nothings in your ear?" For some reason I meekly nodded. Bad Kaname! Don't let him do something like that! You're a pure blood and he does everything you say!

I realized he was right behind me softly stroking my hair. He leaned down to my ear. "Sweet nothings. Sweet nothings. Sweet nothings." He whispered. "Baby I could do this all day if you want. Just tell me when to stop." He continued with the whispering and stroking of my hair.

"A-a-Aido." I stuttered. Wait did I really just stutter? That is so not like me.

"Yes daarrrlin?" he replied.

"P-p-please stop" I answered.

"Anything for you Lord Kaname!" Said Aido as he stopped. We sat in what I thought of an awkward silence but Hanabusa must like the quiet of this...odd moment. The silence continued for a while until Aido started humming a random song. He started dancing around me while he started singing said song. "You're so sexy. Sexy, sexy." He started," I need your love I need no hesitations. You're so sexy, sexy." He kept on singing the song that consists of many sexy's.

"Stop it! I can't take it anymore! Just shut up already!" I screamed to the world. Aido once again leaned down close to my ear.

"Okay baby" he said. The last thing I saw and heard was Aido snapping his fingers.

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"Ahhh! "I screamed." I had just woken up from a horrible nightmare" I muttered to myself. I looked at my surroundings. And I saw...

"AIDO!" I yelled at him.

All he did was lean down to my ear and say," I had tacos last night."

R&R please!