Hey guys! I'm back for an ACoTaR one-shot thing. I'm probably goana do a lot but don't really know yet.

I'm going to rate it T just to be safe. No fluff :D

Please review!

Prank Wars

Feyre POV

I woke up somewhere she never expected to. I am in a net. Hanging. In the air. Above the ocean.

"What the f-"

"Now now Feyre, no need for dirty language." Drawled Rhys from behind me. He was standing on the docks. Completely dry and safe.

"Rhys, would you be a dear and GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID NET?!"

Rhys just laughed and replied, "You have to find your own way out." The he walked away. He just left me, his mate, hanging above freezing cold water.

With a few chosen curse words, I took in my surroundings and myself. I was in my pj's, comfortable night court pants and a shirt. No weapons. Hanging in the air.

I'm so mad at him, like what the hell?

I noticed my powers were dulled.

My powers too, eh? Stripping me of everything? I shot down the bond.

I left you a sliver for you, Feyre Darling.

I rolled my eyes and drew out my kernel of fire power and slowly, damn Rhys, burned the netting below me.

I tumbled into the freezing cold water.

I see you got out? Rhys sent down the bond.

I didn't reply as I swam to shore and ran back to the townhouse. When I got there I stormed right up to Rhys and smacked him.

"Jeeze I'm cold! Rhys why the hell would you do that?"

He just laughed and healed the small hurt on his cheek.

I heard applause. "Quite a show there Feyre, the fans love it!" Cassian said as I saw the Inner Circle sitting at the dining table.

I flipped him a sign that he laughed at as I went back to my room.

oo0oo

Feyre POV

I put the finishing touches on the "pie" and smiled inwardly to myself. Rhys didn't know what was coming.

I cut a slice of the pie and put it on a plate, making the shaving cream look like whipped cream.

I took the pie plate in hand and went up to my room. Everybody else was up and about, doing their own thing.

"Rhys, wakey wakey!" I sang-whispered. He groaned wearily sat up. Then his eyes flashed to me. Then the pie.

"Is that-pie?"

I nodded and smiled. "I want to apologize for slapping you so I made you-"

The plate was ripped out of my hands as Rhys dug in, no fork. After two bites, he looked at me smiling and spit the piece that was in his mouth onto the plate.

"Feyre!" He shrieked! At the same moment, two angry voices screamed, "Feyre, get your ass down here!"

Rhys smiled and dragged me downstairs to see the Inner Circle sitting there with a piece of pie in lap and looking very disgusted.

Rhys tossed his plate into the sink and sat with his Inner Circle, facing Feyre.

Cassian, Rhys, and surprisingly Azriel growled, "This means war. A prank war."

The two ladies, Mor and Amren, nodded, being completely serious.

I was honestly scared.

oo0oo

Feyre POV

After a month of nonstop pranks, I was exhausted. In between planning pranks to getting pranked by the five of them, it was too much to handle.

As I woke up, surprisingly in my bed, I winnowed downstairs, too tired to walk.

A pie flew at my face and hit me, but I didn't even care. Five against one wasn't fair, and seemed like a recipe for disaster.

I wiped the pie from my face and fell to the floor, completely and utterly exhausted and closed my eyes yet again.

I opened my eyes to see myself on the couch with the Inner Circle crowded around me. I half expected to wake up with paint on my face, but I was all good.

"I am officially calling off the prank war." I heard Rhys say. "We can all see how tired Feyre is, especially for working on her own. Let there be peace between us."

I propped myself up on my elbow's, looking at him. Rhys's face showed he was dead serious.

"Finally!" Cassian said. "That took forever."

I said nothing. Everyone seemed to be waiting for me to say something.

I squinted up at the five of them and said, "We'll then go do me a favor and leave."

They all laughed as I plopped back on the couch and closed my eyes to doze off yet again.

First one-completed!

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If anyone wants to give me idea's, that would be wonderful!

Cya!

-Nat