Dipper in the Big City
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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The BIG CITY! Suburb of a million broken dreams!
A crazy place that we won't see...until a couple chapters from now...
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Let us go now to the farm, the idyllic home of 12-year old Mable Pines...who's parents left her the farm after their tragic incident when she was but five... But she doesn't let that get her down! What's her secret? Meds? Shock therapy? Ancient Norwegian-
"IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE THE FARM ANIMALS AND DIPPER YOU IDIOT!" Shouts Mable Annoyed. "Ah, yes- That...that makes more sense." (awkward cough) "Any-who, Mable loves her farm animals...but she loves her twin brother even more!"
"I named him Dipper!" Exclaimed Mable happily. "Because when he was born he looked like a little Dipper!" Mable frowns as she pulls out the script, "Who writes this garbage?" She asked.
"Little dose she know, that her's and Dipper's lives are about to be irreparably altered by the machinations of a secret military organization!"
"Really?" Asked a concerned Mable and Dipper. "Really." Confirmed the narrator...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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