"Douglas Richardson? I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."
"Mmmm... thanks, but no thanks."
"Mr. Richardson, your unique ability to mind-suggest would be helping a lot of people. You would be stopping wars before they even began."
"I tried the superhero business when I was younger. I never found it appealing at all. Now, go away. My answer is no."
"Sir-"
"I am not the droid you're looking for."
"... you're not the droid I'm looking for."
"Go away and never return."
"...I'll go away and never return."
"Much obliged."
()
"Douglas, who was that?"
"Hmmm? Nobody important. Get me some tea, will you?"
"I'm the Captain! You can't just order me around-"
"Tea, please."
"...okay..."