HERRO THERE! Sweet that you decide to read this little shit thingiemajiggy. :D

ENJOY THE CRACKNESS.

"WHOA! 64 VIEWS, A COMMENT AND 2 FAVORITES!" I giggle and jump around like the little fangirl I am.

"Only 64? Pfft. LAME." America laughs heroically.

"Shut up, Fitzgerald. ."

"WHOA, DUDE NOT COOL! How the fuck did you know my middle name?" America jumps back in shock.

"A little birdie told me." I smirk

"Okay, now who really told you? It was Iggy wasn't it?"

"No, a little birdie really did tell me. You know Gilbird hears all." I continue being excited about my newest fanfic getting fans~

-Chirp chirp-

=n='' "...Creepy fucking bird...GO BACK TO GILBERT!" :U Alfred waves a finger at Gilbird that is now on my head.

"GILBIRD! GILBIRD! WHERE ARE YOU MY PRECIOUS!?" D: Suddenly, the biggest interrupting cow ever jumps into the scene with a look of desperation on his face.

"...Well...Hello to you too Gilbert. Nice to see you too." =.='

-Chirp!- Gilbird flies onto Gilbert's head and nuzzles into his fluffy white hair.

"Phew! There you are my birdie! Don't run off like that!" Gilbert pets him.

Alfred turns away and starts snickering. "Pffftt...Gilbo, you really need a girlfriend/boyfriend thing...pfft..."

Gil get pissed. "Hey! I would if I could! Haven't found a person worthy of the awesome me yet!"

"Which means no one wants to date the bloody wanker." (WOO RANDOM IGGY!)

"HAHAHAHAHA! Nice Artie! FOREVER ALONE!" And almost immediately after, the words FOREVER ALONE dropped on Gilbert's head like stone, with Gilbird on top, crushing Gilbert.

I just look at the place where he was just standing. "Poor guy. Oh well, new carpet for me!" You turn around to see England reading your latest fanfiction.

"AHHH! ARTHUR DON'T READ THAT!" I screech, trying to cover up the screen. Arthur just looks at me with a blank face for a moment which then turned into a mischievous smirk.

"Too late for that love~" Arthur walks towards me until he is up close and takes a lock of my hair. "So shy, love. And so beautiful.." He smirks as he kisses my hair.

"WELL! Time for me to leave!~ Good luck!" Alfred says waving and exiting the house.

"Ah! Wait Alfred!" I say but it's no use, he's already gone.

"Hmm~ He's gone now. And I want to try some of the things you wrote about love~" Arthur pulls me close and smirks again.

After that night...Gilbert was never the same.

HAHAHAHA! Okay, so I thought I would stop before I got jumped by jealous fangirls for the smut. 8D

And yes, Gilbert had to watch since he was stuck under his impending forever alone-ness. :D

Well, I hope you enjoyed it!~