If having sex with a demon with a demon is a sin than for all that's holy I've sinned and i dont regret it but let me explain i had been forced into submission by a Incubus and because of that i have sinned and the worst part about it... I don't feel as bad as i thought i should would be,but one things for sure I be a dead man if anyone found out i slept with a demon a incubus at that,say good bye to the only useful kirkland in heaven left I mean dont get me wrong my little brother Peter (hes 10)is useful if it comes to making the shoes and armour we wear in battle but...other than that he's pretty useless untill he comes of age...in 11 years where technically he has learned atleast the basics of magic and how to use his wings, if he even grows them...hopefully not for his sake, he still would have about 6 years after to wait if he wanted to choose a class he would want to be in, like me im a guardian i mostly watch children and try to protect from harm usually...but this last person i was assigned was 19 turning 20 next week and lets just say when you first see this girl she looks like shes a major bitch but really she has a heart of gold and is surprisingly innocent...enough.
now the reason why i was assigned to her was because one,she had history of her claiming to see the dead,which is surprisingly true, two,she may be a threat to all mythical so i have to take this gift away before she gets older and somehow figures out how actually touch us willingly which is terrible for us because in this time area shes in there are things such as demon hunters, which honestly i love to watch them fuck themselves over while trying to catch demons,and such that hunt the mythical beings down and take our lives or in my case my wings which is why we hid our presence unless it's a child which then the cloaking mechanism is optionally turned off,and then this would have to bring me to the final reason...she was being targeted by a few succubus's and incubuses which is troubling for me because i have to carefully grab these bloody bastard and send them into the next life with my sword which i MUST carry around when in the humans land because...demons...we're not on good terms, but then again I'm neither a angle or demon I'm a hybrid of such...a halfling if you so call it that either way i shouldn't be in heaven or hell, i have no place there because of this, but with difficulty i convinced the higher ups to atleast let me live on the outskirts of the gates where usually the guards and angles don't live. I wasn't welcomed in the actual town but they help build home near the walls of the huge fence and placed a guard near me which i highly doubt would actually help me if i was attacked, and then they gave me a job i am pretty sure I'm being supervised for, since randomly once a month i see a little pixie fly slowly past me with a clipboard writing things and then poofing away, things aren't easy for me, if i go to hell my left wing (the angel wing/white wing) has a chance of being burned off which i don't want, so... I'm stuck has this stupid rule you cant sin even on accident, which is dumb because everyone has a capability to sin but they heavily advise you not of or they will either send you straight to purgatory or to earth since providing for the enemy is a terrible idea which i agree, but I'm on neither sides, heaven has this curse...yes curse that only activates once your officially accepted and that red paper that give you is handed to you...this curse slowly forms a sin you've done rather its Envy,Pride,Sloth,Wrath, or any of the other three, it forms letter in your back...in...your...back...and its hurts... at first its a slight pain but it slowly grows stronger as you keep doing the sin... and the only way to stop it is to either confess to one of the higher ups which is dangerous and stupid, or completely stop and depending on how many letters you have on your back is how many months it takes before the pain is gone...and that's a long wait...someone's bound to find out. The incubus i encountered never told me his name, he fed off of me and than vanished, funny right...well not really, i still had one more job to do, destroy her ability to see us so i did so as quickly as possible before going home, this is one day i want to end a little bit more faster so i did and went to bed 2 hours earlier than usual...without even realizing it that damn demon had followed me home, so now i have one more inconvenience to add to my trail of misfortune.