"IZAYA! WHY IS THERE A DEAD PERSON IN OUR APARTMENT?" Shizuo shouted glaring holes into Izaya who had just come into the room, at the harsh call from his roommate. Slouched on the wall in between them, lay a dead man with bloodied clothing and two severed hands, that magically weren't in view at the time.

"Oh...hey...how did he get there?" Izaya said sheepishly, attempting to be oblivious to the current deep trouble that he had got himself into again.

"IZAYA! What did you do?!" The blonde demanded already through his third cigarette, that had just met its doom underneath the ex bartender's foot slamming down in rage.

"Me? Uh, I didn't do this!" The info broker lied. "Explain what happened, Izaya!"

"I've never seen him before in my life!"

"Why did you kill this person, Izaya?"

Shizuo was trying to remain somewhat neutral, but his psychopathic roommate was only instigating him further by not owning up to his own misdeed.

"I do not kill people. That is..that is my least favorite thing to do." The brunette stuttered having a hard time hiding his guilty conscience, and from the blonde's smoldering gaze bearing down on him, it made him much more uneasy.

"Tell me Izaya, what exactly you were doing before I came home?"

"Alright, well...I was upstairs..."

"Okay..."

"I was uh...I was sitting in my room..."

"Yes?"

"..reading a book.."

"Go on..."

"And uh...well this guy walked in."

"Okay.."

"So, I went up to him..."

"Yes..."

"And I..I stabbed him in the chest 37 times." It took a few seconds before the ex bartender finally registered the info broker's words.

"IZZAAYYAAA! That kills people!"

"Oh, well I didn't know that!"

"How could you not know that?" Shizuo was trying to contemplate on how the insane info broker was even allowed to keep his job due to his sadist demeanor, yet Shizuo knew better than to even bother figuring that out.

"Yeah, I'm in the wrong year. I SUCK!" As Shizuo studied the corpses body, he finally came to realize that the hands were missing."What happened to his hands?"

"What's that?" Izaya asked, trying to avoid the question being directed at him.

"Why-why are they missing?" Shizuo repeating secretly fearing the dreaded answer that awaited his ears.

"Well I kind of umm..cooked them up and ate them." Seconds passed, before Shizuo shouted once more. "IZZAAYYAA!"

"Well I-I was hungry. And well you know, when you crave hands."

"Why on earth would you do that?!" Shizuo couldn't believe what he was hearing, though cannibalism from Izaya wasn't that hard to believe "I was hungry for hands, Gimme a break!" Izaya frowned.

"IZAYA!" Shizuo yelled.

"My stomach was making the rumblies." Izaya defended

"IZAYA!"

"That only hands would satisfy." The brunette added with a sadist grin plastered on his face.

"What is wrong with you, Izaya?!"

"Well I kill people and I eat hands! That's-that's two things." Izaya replied honestly, which the blonde responded by taking his anger out on the already dead corpse.

End of Episode 1