Welcome to crack land! There are many attractions and stuff to do here! But right now I can only think of a few things so you get to know about six places, WWHEEEEEE!!! Aaaaaaanyway, there's a pizza shop, a movie theater where you'll see some of the weirdest sh*t ever, a park which is ok but there are strange people there. They scare me. Continuing on now, a skate park, an old abandoned motel where there's lots of illegal gambling, but boss told me not to tell or he'll shoot me in the leg benders. Ow. Oh yeah! There's a high school called Lurn Heer High! Lots of people go there and its fun to watch them do stuff.
What's my name you ask? I'm the voice in your head, the whisper in the wind, the monkey that wants a banana….but you can call me Strudels! I'm the narrator! I will set the scene of stuff I've seen going around in crack land! So lets begin our crazy adventure kids! Also FBI people made show you this warning that's below this paragraph.
THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN BLOOD, GORE, CURSING, SWEARING, AND CRAZY STUFFF THAT MAKES YOU CRAP YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS. FOR VIEWERS UNDER THE AGE OF ELEVNTY CABILLION AND A HALF, THIS EPIC STORY OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING: VOMOTING, BLEEDING, DIZZYNESS, HEAD ACHE, STOMACH ACHE, DIARHEA, EXPLOSIVE DIAHEA, IMPLOSIVE DIAHREA, EYBALLS SPLODIN', TREES GROWING INSIDE YOUR EARS, PREGNANCY, HEART ATTACK, UNCONTROLLLABLY FARTING, CONTROLLABLY FARTING, AGING 20 YEARS IN LIKE 30 SECONDS, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF TO SCARY TO DESCRIBE….IT MADE STRUDELS CRAP HIMSELF MAN….THE FBI PEOPLES ARE MAKIG ME TYPE IT….THEY SCARE ME!! HELP!! OH GOD!!! THEY HAVE A GUN!!! DON'T SH-!!…………………..this paragraph is over cause' the FBI said so.
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