WHEN AMERICA LOSES HIS GLASSES
Yet again, it was America's turn to speak at the Allied meeting.
"So dudes we should totally like walk in on the Axis and be all like, 'Oh yeah dudes we're totally awesome and you guys are not' And while you guys are doing that I'll like totally beat them up and get all the information out of them! And that means. . ." America made a pose. "I'M THE HE-"
But as he said these words, his glasses fell off. They hit the floor and sank into it. America, not seeing this, got on the ground and searched for them.
"Dudes, anyone seen my glasses?" He asked.
"They sunk into the floor, smart one, aru." China said.
"America's glasses aren't the only thing missing. Russia is too!" France said sadly.
"There's only one explanation! I've seen this many times in my magical research. America's glasses went to Russia!" England said.
Everyone gasped.
"Hey. . . I think. . . I see something. A person. He-he looks like me, but he's holding a bear. . ." America said weakly. See, his glasses were his power source.
"I'm right here. . . I'm Canada. . ." Canada said quietly.
"Who are you?" Kumajiro asked.
"I'm Canada. . ." Canada said.
"Did I just hear him talk?" America asked.
Everyone stayed quiet until England said, "Yeah we need to get his glasses back."
Everyone agreed. For once, all the Allies (excluding Russia) agreed on something!
Since the meeting was being held in China, to save money, the Allies had to take a road trip to Russia. Everyone piled in China's sexy red sports car. China was driving, France was in the passenger seat, America sat behind China and England sat behind France. The whole time, France did his "hon hon hon" laugh with his "hon hon hon" face on.
In five minutes, France fell asleep, muttering, "China is so cute.." China tried to ignore this but he needed to concentrate on driving. Eventually, he couldn't take it anymore.
"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PERV ARU?!" China yelled, hitting France with a wok. "AIYAH!"
France woke up yelling, "ENGLAND YOU- oh. . .It was China. . .Did you wake me up since you wanted a little French magic~?"
"NO I DID NOT ARU!"China yelled. He then took a few deep breaths than resumed concentrating on driving.
"Can you keep it down? America isn't doing so great. . ." England said.
America was pointing at the space between him and England.
"I'm right here. . ." Canada said quietly, clearly annoyed.
MY FIRST STORY! :D How is it? I'll add chapter 2 in a week or so. . . Maybe earlier.
What a creative title! (sarcasm)