I wrote this a wicked long time ago, so don't make fun of me! Read and review:)
One day, Krum, the Weasley twins, Ron, Hermione, and Harry were bored. "Let's start a band," suggested Ron. "Great idea!" exclaimed the twins. Fred and George were back-up dancers, Ron was on drums, Harry played the bass guitar, Hermione was the keyboard player/vocals, and Krum landed the part as the lead singer/guitarist. The group was called 'Krum and the Krumbrulees'. Everyone came to their concerts, including Dumbledore himself. One time, he even jumped up on stage and started dancing with Fred and George! Harry then had to call security.
But one day, an unexpected fan showed up: Harry's Uncle Vernon! As terrified as he was, Harry's whole body shook and he let out a scream. The concert soon started, and the first song went good. The crowd loved them! However, things started to get a little weird during the second song...
During the second track, the group realized that Uncle Vernon was trying to ruin their show! First, he chewed off Hermione's keyboard wires, just as a rat would do. He then gave them to Dudley and told him it was black licorice! Next, Fred and George flopped their arms up and down, just like birds, so Vernon joined them. But then Fred came toward him, still having his arms in motion, and chased him around the stage, with Krum still singing! Vernon then grabbed Harry's guitar and started playing the wrong notes! Harry became very upset. George saw what Uncle Vernon did to Harry so he chased him through the crowd, arms still flapping. Uncle Vernon tricked George out the door and locked him out of the building. Ron, their drummer, was missing because Uncle Vernon sawed his drumsticks in half. As soon as they knew it, Krum and Uncle Vernon were the only ones remaining on stage. Uncle Vernon became angry with Krum because he was 'stealing attention just like Harry'. This hurt Krum's feelings and, just as he had wanted, Uncle Vernon's beastly plan had worked: he ruined Krum and the Krumbrlees concert.
