Just a fun little oneshot I felt like writing really quick. Im not implying anything here, and am not a supporter of SonicXTails. Again, its all in good fun.

It was a beautiful wedding, flowers, white wicker chairs, and all their friends were there.

"Do you take this fox as you lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do." Sonic said.

"…and do you take this Hedgehog as your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do" Tails said.

"Then I now pronounce you man and man."

The two stared into each others eyes and both leaned in (Tails on his tip toes) to kiss, both blushing furiously. Tails wrapped his Tails around Sonic's back to tighten their embrace, and the two enjoyed the love that radiated from them both.

Amy jumped up from her nightmare, in a cold sweat and panting. She looked over at her newly wed husband, who was fast asleep. She shook him gently to wake him up.

"Sonic…how close are you and Tails?"

Sonic rolled his eyes. "You have the dream where we're gay together again?"

Amy looked down at the sheets, ashamed she couldn't get over her insecurities. "Y…yes…"

"Hey hey…its okay…but seriously, that wasn't a dream." Suddenly Tails came out from under the bed and they both started making out.

"At least don't use your tongues! Oh god!!!" Amy screamed before waking up inside a moving van. She looked over and saw Sonic driving, with Tails and Cream in the back seat, both asleep.

"Oh hey you're awake." Sonic said glancing over at her.

Before anyone could respond, she leaned back and punched Tails in the face as hard as she could manage.

"Amy what the heck was that for!" Tails yelled, holding his bleeding nose.

"Sonic is this a dream?" She asked slowly.

Sonic looked at her like she was crazy "… a dream? No, we're heading to the beach, remember? For vacation?"

"Oh…" She said and closed her eyes to go to sleep again.

"Aren't you going to apologize to Tails?" Sonic said dumbfounded at the sudden attack on his little brother.

"If you had the same dreams as me…you'd probably punch him also…" Amy said dozing off.

"Oh…I doubt that…" Sonic said to himself feeling Tails wedding ring which was always hidden underneath his glove.

I believe the face you should have right now is 0.o I appreiate reviews tremendously, but please dont flame lol, like I said, it's all a joke.